The V.P. debate hasn't happened yet, but J.D. Vance has already won

pjmedia.com ^ | 10/1/2024 | Stephen Kruiser

[NetAddicted]

(Programming note: My colleagues and I will be liveblogging the debate. We always have a lot of fun with these things and would love to have you join us! Check the Page a few minutes before go-time for the link.)

Jump in a time machine with me my friends as I write a review of the 2024 vice presidential debate 24 1/2 hours before it even begins.

There is a very real possibility that this is going on a lot in American media tonight, I'm just the only one who is being honest about it. The Democrats' flying monkeys in the mainstream media are forbidden from admitting that the Republican is the winner of a vice presidential debate. Never mind the fact that the Dem candidate rarely wins these things, the hacks have their marching orders from the Democratic National Committee. All of the "Walz really delivered some zingers," recaps that you will see tomorrow night are almost certainly being pre-written tonight.

Honestly, I think that the last time a Dem in the second spot on the ticket won one of these things was in the Gore-Quayle-Stockdale (Perot's V.P. pick) debate in 1992. I can't even be sure about that, because Al Gore has never been as smart as the Democrats say he is and Dan Quayle has never been as dumb.

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[Strict9]

Walz is actually more unlikable than Harris is. Sure, they’ll cheat though, so I have no idea what will happen.

[rlmorel]

My second favorite image of this campaign:

J.D. Vance Hijacks Air Force 2!

Look at the grins on ALL of their faces! And for some reason, I have no doubt J.D. Vance was the one who saw this opportunity and decided to exploit it.

What makes it even funnier is to imagine Harris's team still on the plane see them coming, and are all peeking out the windows, talking in hushed, panicked tones:

"What? What is this?"

"They're coming over here!"

"What are they going to do?"

"What do they want?"

"Someone call Security-they aren't supposed to be coming over here! "

"Hey, Vance is taller than I thought he would be."

"Shut up!"

"They're almost here!"

"Quick! Close the doors!"

"They're...they're talking to the Press! Can't someone stop them?"

"What are they saying?"

"Are they coming up the stairs?"

"Someone call Kamala! She'll know what to do!"

"Oh, for God's sake, SHUT UP!"

[Liz]

Lol.......priceless.

[Liz]

Walz in brief:
<><>chosen by a semi-conscious, sleep-deprived Democrat
<><>a mincing, prancing, gesticulating dork
<><>a retired schoolteacher and coach
<><>a Ntl Guard NCO who retired rather than be deployed to Iraq
<><>a “patriot” who made 30 trips to Red China including on his honeymoon.
<><>we do not know “what country” he is loyal to, but he is patriotic
<><>the fastidiously “Red” China let a senior NCO in the Ntl Guard visit 30 times?
<><>the only explanation is he worked for them
<><>The Electoral College Map shows Walz is ballot box poison.

[surrey]

I hope he comes out with his wild hand waving , clutching his heart and doing his John Kerry impersonation with his hands in prayer.

[lee martell]

Love the dialogue. Ha-ha!
I can see it all playing out in that way.

[OKSooner]

"The Electoral College Map shows Walz is ballot box poison."

One is very inclined to believe that. Are TPTB, and Kamala, getting ready to punt him? /football reference for Coach Tim

[OKSooner]

Oh... Most Excellent! Mess with his brain real good!

[NetAddicted]

I heard Que Mala grew up in the most exclusive neighborhood in her town. Her house now sells for $950,000, twice the average. Doesn’t sound middle class to me.

[NetAddicted]

Great Walz of China.

[BigFreakinToad]

I’ll wait for the highlights and commentary from the wise sages of FR.

[NetAddicted]

LOL!

[Celtic Conservative]

The suburb she lived in was not middle class. If it was it was very posh middle class.

CC

[Tommy Revolts]

I'm not to sure about this V.P. Debate. My take is that it could be yuuuuge and have a big impact.

I'm hoping J.D. takes care of business and exposes the fraud Walz and totally destroys him.

[cnsmom]

If JD pokes too hard Temper MENTAL Tim might show up. They will have Tim drugged like Biden. No Doubt.

[DNME]

Another gem from Gutfeld! last night — it seems Walz is known for having a ferocious temper?

If JD can trigger that raging temper, we might have some truly epic video to enjoy for the rest of October.

And didn’t I see a nearby story (about a candidate who shall not be named here) that picking Walz for veep was a mistake? Covering our butts are we? Cool.

[NetAddicted]

That was Tyrus that said that, correct? I wish I could find that clip. Tyrus was awesome!

[rlmorel]

Heh, I was going to make an image like this to go along with it, but didn't have time!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Walz is going to come in drugged up, angry, yelling, bullying, spitting out fake facts like the Charlottesville Hoax, and be declared the winner by the MSM no matter what he says because he represented “real American manhood” and stood up to that weird hillbilly Nazi with the eyeliner.

[cnsmom]

They will have Temper MENTAL Tim so drugged up so they can blame cold medicine for a low energy debate.