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All 32 Hezbollah terrorists who were successfully eliminated by the Pager's explosions.
X.COM ^ | September 20, 2024 | VividProwess

Posted on 09/20/2024 8:58:20 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: butlerweave

I wonder what Israel charged Hamas for the pagers 😁


41 posted on 09/20/2024 9:41:57 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: cuban leaf

Next will be goats with C4 up their rectums.


42 posted on 09/20/2024 9:42:55 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
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To: Red Badger

Cleanup on the Halal Aisle.


43 posted on 09/20/2024 9:44:58 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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To: Red Badger

I sure hope Israel does ear buds next. That would make for some great videos.


44 posted on 09/20/2024 9:45:10 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: butlerweave

I thought that they bought them from this guy....

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-starting-to-think-they-shouldnt-have-gotten-pagers-from-levi-goldbraumsteins-pager-emporium


45 posted on 09/20/2024 9:48:33 AM PDT by dhs12345
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To: Red Badger

Well if the pagers were in their pockets the tools to satisfy virgins are gone... It shouldn’t matter


46 posted on 09/20/2024 9:50:05 AM PDT by BigEdLB ( Let’s go Brandon)
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To: Joe 6-pack

47 posted on 09/20/2024 9:50:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Joe 6-pack
I sure hope Israel does ear buds next. That would make for some great videos.

Parts of brains are messy to clean up...
48 posted on 09/20/2024 9:51:37 AM PDT by BigEdLB ( Let’s go Brandon)
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To: Red Badger; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; nascarnation; ...
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49 posted on 09/20/2024 9:51:41 AM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: sphinx

Hezbollah wasted a bunch of money on all those extended warranties. So far, not too many claims have come in for replacements.


50 posted on 09/20/2024 9:53:35 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: DownInFlames
The remaining got their nuts blown off.

Probably a lot of these dead guys did, too. Any explosion that castrates a man is likely to do a lot damage to surrounding tissue as well. That additional damage could very possibly be fatal. Emasculation by explosion would be a serious trauma that calls for immediate medical attention even if the wound is limited to the genital region. The femoral arteries are close by and damage to either could be life threatening.

51 posted on 09/20/2024 9:56:47 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Re-elect Donald Trump - AGAIN)
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To: Red Badger

It is definitely a very good start.


52 posted on 09/20/2024 9:58:52 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (Kimber .45 Be Kind.)
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To: Red Badger

wish it had killed more! but on the plus side I heard it blew the balls of a ton more!

LMAO


53 posted on 09/20/2024 10:03:47 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Red Badger

I was hoping for more gray beards indicating higher age and more likely to be in higher positions. Oh well, still perhaps the most awesome War on Terror move in memory.


54 posted on 09/20/2024 10:12:24 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The world is driven by enand.vy, not greed.)
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To: DownInFlames

And 500 are blind, rendering them permanently out of service.


55 posted on 09/20/2024 10:38:25 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, β€œSurely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: Telepathic Intruder
They’ve gone from sending texts to sending smoke signals.

That's going to be tough what with the way Lebanon is getting pounded.

56 posted on 09/20/2024 10:39:35 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, β€œSurely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: cuban leaf

Hell, no Hezboah leader will now get anywhere near a toaster or vacuum cleaner!


57 posted on 09/20/2024 10:43:07 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: telescope115

Knock, knock, knocking on Satan’s door....song


58 posted on 09/20/2024 10:45:30 AM PDT by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: Red Badger

I saw this comment somewhere, maybe YouTube but it was perfect:

β€œIt’s like James Bond versus the Flintstones.”

Laughed my ass off. Don’t F with the Mossad.


59 posted on 09/20/2024 10:47:12 AM PDT by strider44
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Aren't the "virgins" supposed to be some kind of angelic beings with irresistible eyes and also hymens that are perpetually restored (making them always virgins the next time)?

It seems like there were also descriptions of Muslim heaven having boys with beautiful "smiles".

60 posted on 09/20/2024 10:55:54 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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