All 32 Hezbollah terrorists who were successfully eliminated by the Pager's explosions.

X.COM ^ | September 20, 2024 | VividProwess

[SMARTY]

I wonder what Israel charged Hamas for the pagers 😁

[MtnClimber]

Next will be goats with C4 up their rectums.

[bunkerhill7]

Cleanup on the Halal Aisle.

[Joe 6-pack]

I sure hope Israel does ear buds next. That would make for some great videos.

[dhs12345]

I thought that they bought them from this guy....

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-starting-to-think-they-shouldnt-have-gotten-pagers-from-levi-goldbraumsteins-pager-emporium

[BigEdLB]

Well if the pagers were in their pockets the tools to satisfy virgins are gone... It shouldn’t matter

[Red Badger]

[BigEdLB]

I sure hope Israel does ear buds next. That would make for some great videos.

Parts of brains are messy to clean up...

[mabarker1]

I'm just gonna adjust My view to save space.

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[FirstFlaBn]

Hezbollah wasted a bunch of money on all those extended warranties. So far, not too many claims have come in for replacements.

[CommerceComet]

The remaining got their nuts blown off.

Probably a lot of these dead guys did, too. Any explosion that castrates a man is likely to do a lot damage to surrounding tissue as well. That additional damage could very possibly be fatal. Emasculation by explosion would be a serious trauma that calls for immediate medical attention even if the wound is limited to the genital region. The femoral arteries are close by and damage to either could be life threatening.

[Joe Boucher]

It is definitely a very good start.

[TexasFreeper2009]

wish it had killed more! but on the plus side I heard it blew the balls of a ton more!

LMAO

[SaxxonWoods]

I was hoping for more gray beards indicating higher age and more likely to be in higher positions. Oh well, still perhaps the most awesome War on Terror move in memory.

[metmom]

And 500 are blind, rendering them permanently out of service.

[metmom]

They’ve gone from sending texts to sending smoke signals.

That's going to be tough what with the way Lebanon is getting pounded.

[bigbob]

Hell, no Hezboah leader will now get anywhere near a toaster or vacuum cleaner!

[Colt1851Navy]

Knock, knock, knocking on Satan’s door....song

[strider44]

I saw this comment somewhere, maybe YouTube but it was perfect:

“It’s like James Bond versus the Flintstones.”

Laughed my ass off. Don’t F with the Mossad.

[Tell It Right]

Aren't the "virgins" supposed to be some kind of angelic beings with irresistible eyes and also hymens that are perpetually restored (making them always virgins the next time)?

It seems like there were also descriptions of Muslim heaven having boys with beautiful "smiles".