Hate crimes against tampons? Really?
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Maybe these guys need a Midol dispenser as well. Menstruation can cause some pretty wild hormone imbalances and crazy behavior.
In my 70 years of life I’ve never had a period or menstrual cramp. Can’t imagine using a feminine napkin for a bladder leak because of the nut sack would although a tampon may muffle the occasional fart but would be too uncomfortable.
On the other hand my wife says if I’m not bleeding somewhere then I must of had a good day.
In my 70 years of life I’ve never had a period or menstrual cramp. Can’t imagine using a feminine napkin for a bladder leak because of the nut sack would although a tampon may muffle the occasional fart but would be too uncomfortable.
On the other hand my wife says if I’m not bleeding somewhere then I must of had a good day.
What's next? Douches? I know we've already installed many at the flag rank.
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I bet every sink and toilet was plugged.
I’m trying to visualize how this kind of insanity might have looked if it was in a different age. Prior to WWII there were social rules in the British army. Learning dressage (fancy horse riding) was a must. Okay, crazy and out of touch with the world in 1939 but it was tradition, so can probably be forgiven as an absolute MUST for some ranks. Another thing was, that if an officer got divorced, he was forced to resign his commission. An officer, a general I think, fighting in the jungle under General Stilwell, received an urgent message that his wife had filed for divorce and his resignation was required. He handed the message to General Stilwell who said he’d take care of it. Apparently, Stilwell penned a blistering reply essentially saying, kiss my butt, but in proper language. The regulation was changed.
In the near future the trans stupidity is going to make bell bottom pants and Nehru jackets look normal and stylish. The sexual mutilation surgeries, which would have resulted in prison sentences for doctors maybe just ten years ago will be viewed like lobotomies are today.
There’s a book titled, “The Madness of Crowds” which chronicles similar incredible insanity over the centuries. But even compared to some of that crazyness, the Tampons for men and trans idiocy will stand out as “Damn! What were they thinking?” Even eating Tide Pods seems rational in comparison.
We are being governed by lunatics.
Actually, this makes sense since tampons can be used in an emergency for a bullet wound. Nice addition to the haversack with little extra weight added.
Now does someone have a tampon size to bullet caliber chart?
Maybe the male troops were not properly train in the use of the tampons and became very frustrated when trying on their own to figure out how to use tampons. You know how emotional and frustrated some get at that time of the month!
Hey!!! There’s no bidet in the men’s room! I wanna file a civil rights lawsuit. That is blatant discrimination.
Well, it’s likely because the men haven’t been properly instructed in their use.
Get some classes on the schedule and get those gentlemen on the road to military-grade hygiene!
“...scrambling to figure out why tampons and pads placed in male washrooms were disappearing....”
Because there are still real men in Canada and they like to supply their lady friends/wives/daughters etc with fresh supplies. Whoever ordered tampons in mens rooms should be incarcerated...just like the handjob Walz.
“...military superiors scrambling to figure out why tampons and pads placed in male washrooms were disappearing”
The troops were just stocking up to dress battlefield wounds. Right?
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