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Democrats Express Relief That Hitler Is OK
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/16/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/16/2024 3:26:22 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With news continuing to filter in about the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the nation's prominent Democrats expressed relief that Hitler was OK.

Following a busy weekend of making public statements and social media posts clearly identifying Trump as "literally Hitler" and telling the country that he posed a grave threat to the existence of the United States, Democratic leaders quickly made it known how glad they were to find out he was unharmed.

"We're just glad the greatest threat to democracy is safe," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "I know just an hour or so before he narrowly avoided a second attempt on his life I posted online about how he was leading the charge to destroy America and had to be stopped, but I'm relieved to hear that he wasn't harmed."

Other leading Democrats shared similar sentiments. "Thank God he's OK," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "He may be Hitler — and trust us, he totally is — but none of us wanted anything bad to happen to him. While it would make perfect sense for anyone listening to us to want to take it upon themselves to become a national hero by taking Trump down, that would be truly awful. Please, do not resort to political violence and also do whatever must be done to stop Donald Trump, i.e. Hitler. We hope that makes things clear."

At publishing time, prominent Democrats had taken a break from condemning political violence against Trump to strategize a new wave of attack ads designed to paint Trump and his supporters as dangerous domestic terrorists hell-bent on destroying America.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; democraps; democrats; failedassassination2; hakeem; hitler; r; schumer; trump

1 posted on 09/16/2024 3:26:22 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Of course I never watch MSNBC, but enough conservative media shows clips of their pundits constantly. It is super depressing seeing how these morons call Trump Hitler. So ridiculous; in addition to the obvious genocide of the Jews, Hitler kept people IN the country while Trump is trying to keep people out of the country.

I’ve encountered three foreign-born people in the last few months who truly believe he is Hitler-like. After very little conversation with them, we are no longer speaking (fine with me), but it’s horrific that the left are able to malign him to such an extent without suffering repercussions themselves. They should be locked up for these false accusations.


2 posted on 09/16/2024 3:38:51 PM PDT by Joann37
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To: DFG

Thanks for your post, DFG.

I am usually not a big fan of the Babylon Bee.

They have to be funny every day, which means a lot of their humor feels really forced.

However, this specific Babylon Bee link is exceptional satire.

Still laughing!


3 posted on 09/16/2024 3:56:13 PM PDT by zeestephen (Trump "Lost" By 43,000 Votes - Spread Across Three States - GA, WI, AZ)
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To: DFG

The Babylon Bee is amazing. They take something that is 100% true and make it sound like satire.


4 posted on 09/16/2024 4:53:05 PM PDT by TigersEye (Steve Bannon is a political prisoner. Free Steve Bannon!)
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To: DFG

Somehow I still question Democrats sincerity.


5 posted on 09/16/2024 5:45:56 PM PDT by ShawnShawntheLeprecaun
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To: DFG

If Trump can be Hitler, who qualifies as the wicked witch of the west?

wy69


6 posted on 09/16/2024 6:48:14 PM PDT by whitney69
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To: DFG

This BB leaves a mark.

Good post


7 posted on 09/16/2024 7:00:58 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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