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Kamala Harris Distances Herself From Kamala Harris
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/25/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/25/2024 11:11:24 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presidential candidate Kamala Harris distanced herself from Kamala Harris after members of the press confronted her with questions about her past.

"I am not now nor have I ever been Kalama Harris," Kalama Harris replied. "I have no knowledge of Kamala Harris and I can assure you Kalama Harris has never been a part of who I am. Any claims to the contrary are sexist and racist."

Following Kamala Harris's statement, news outlets were quick to condemn anyone who has ever referred to Kamala Harris as Kamala Harris. "As usual, the Republicans are engaging in a misinformation campaign to tarnish the image of the Vice President," Joe Scarborough said. "We all know Kamala Harris has never been Kamala Harris. Will their lies never cease!?"

Wikipedia updated its entry on Kamala Harris to wipe any previous mention of the presidential candidate's name and Politifact rated the statement "Kamala Harris is Kamala Harris" as a ‘Pants On Fire' lie.

At publishing time, Kamala Harris also denied ever having been Joe Biden's Vice President or the Attorney General of California, points quickly corroborated by the mainstream media.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: harris; kamala; vp; wikipedia

1 posted on 07/25/2024 11:11:24 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

No one spits facts like the Bee.


2 posted on 07/25/2024 11:31:12 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
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To: DFG

So funny. So true.


3 posted on 07/25/2024 11:56:13 AM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: DFG

Edith Bunker could replace Kamala Harris and do a better job.


4 posted on 07/25/2024 12:14:27 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

Kamala is giving dingbats a bad name.


5 posted on 07/25/2024 12:29:23 PM PDT by The_Harlequin (…the time will arrive when you will learn to judge for yourself of what is going on in the world, wi)
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To: The_Harlequin

Indeed


6 posted on 07/25/2024 12:59:16 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: DFG

She is unburdened by what has been. I’ve heard her say so many times.


7 posted on 07/25/2024 1:13:25 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: DFG

Accurate reporting there.


8 posted on 07/25/2024 1:24:37 PM PDT by Irenic
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To: DFG

Bookmark


9 posted on 07/25/2024 1:38:47 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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