Posted on 07/21/2024 3:40:45 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINTON, DC — President Biden finally admitted this afternoon that he is no longer mentally fit to be President, then assured the nation that he will continue being president.
"I have to face reality. My mind isn't what it used to be," President Biden announced Sunday. "I forget things. Sometimes I don't know where I am. Yesterday I mistook a houseplant for Janet Yellen. It's something about her face. So, with a heavy heart, I am announcing that I am no longer fit to be President and will cease campaigning. Still, you can sleep easy knowing I will continue running the country for the next six months as President. End of quote."
The announcement came following the encouragement of dozens of Democratic leaders, who believe the President is simply unable to run for another term but should be passable for another few months in the Oval Office.
"Um, sure, six months is probably okay," said Nancy Pelosi to members of the press. "I mean, as long as nothing too important comes up. He tried to declare war on a fire extinguisher the other day, but we caught it before all the papers were signed. It will be fine."
As of publishing time, the White House staff had to remove all sharp objects from the Oval Office, but assured the nation that Biden controlling the nuclear football would still be fine.
“””The machine that installed him enlisted the eager help of useful idiots,”””
So true. The Democrat machine installed Biden in 2020 because they were afraid Bernie Sanders was going to win the nomination and the machine knew Bernie would be crushed in the November election.
Also, the Dem machine knew in Jan 2020 that the covid virus they had a hand in releasing would make it possible for them to cheat at unheard levels in November.
Considering what an abusive man Joe Biden is and always has been, maybe Jill’s abuse of him now is payback. If only subconsciously.
Just wait until Joe has no more power.
Jill will dump him off at an old folks home and find herself a younger boy toy.
“President Biden finally admitted this afternoon that he is no longer mentally fit to be President, then assured the nation that he will continue being president.” HAHA. He thinks he is in charge! The deep state will decide how long he will continue to be President.
A boy toy for Jill could be a guy in his 60s.
But, yes, a guy who can walk, talk and use the restroom by himself. lol
Still looking forward to serving the people of Delaware in the US Senate...
Who knows, maybe the diaper changer in chief (Jill) is ready for some girl/girl action or ready to just forget about all the kind of stuff and live large on the taxpayer’s dime just like she’s been doing all of her adult life.
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