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Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/29/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/29/2024 10:20:24 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, DC — Following the disastrous Presidential debate, First Lady Jill Biden announced she will not drop out of the race despite growing calls from within the party to do so.

"Over my husband's dead body!" Ms. Biden declared. "The nomination is MINE. You hear me, Joe Scarborough? MINE! Now get back to work, fools!"

Many on the left have called for President Biden to step down after his mental decline was put on national display, however Jill Biden has forcefully declined. "Joe isn't going anywhere!" screamed Ms. Biden as a frightened Joe tried to appeal for help. "Shut up, Joe! I didn't drag your bag of bones through primary season to quit now. Get a juice box and get back on stage"!

With even liberal outlets like the New York Times calling for Biden to step aside for a younger, living candidate, the Biden campaign has thus far remained unmoved. A defiant Jill Biden returned the campaign trail Thursday in an effort to reassure supporters she is still in the game. "Look how alive Joe looks! Who's a good boy?! We're not going anywhere. Four more years!"

As of publishing time, Jill Biden announced Joe would be placed in a cryogenic sleep until after the election and she would continue to run the country in the interim.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2024; jillbiden; joebiden; potus; presidentjill

1 posted on 06/29/2024 10:20:24 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

This reminded me to ask what did Joe Scarborough have to say about the “debate”?????


2 posted on 06/29/2024 10:25:05 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: DFG

She’s a doctor don’t ya know. She will keep him alive. And no it doesn’t matter what type of doctor she is.


3 posted on 06/29/2024 10:25:13 AM PDT by ChronicMA
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To: ChronicMA

She also knows what the real doctors have been saying that she has helped to conceal.


4 posted on 06/29/2024 10:35:42 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: DFG

“Doctor! First Lady!! President!!! Eat THAT, Hillary, Michelle, and Kamala!”


5 posted on 06/29/2024 10:42:12 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: DFG
Jill loves power but there is also a financial component

The Bidens likely have tons of money from Biden corruption hidden away in as of now untraceable accounts.

Right now, they are able to hide the locations because Biden is President and Schumer runs the Senate but the Biden family is unable to access the money for fear of exposure.

Hence the creative “refinancing” of the Biden's homes and Hunters “Sugar Bother” who is “lending” Hunter millions while covering a $30,000 a month home rental bill and all of Hunter's personal expenses.

If Trump wins, there is no way the Biden's keep the locations of their money hidden and there is no way they are going to be able access their money under Trump's watch.

On paper, the Biden's are in pretty bad financial shape and the usual money laundering schemes used to pay off ex Presidents like Obama and Clinton are not going to work for Joe Biden.

So Jill has a choice - 4 more years power and deference by her lackys as White House Queen of the World which would take her almost to her 80s or a miserable post Presidential existence of financial issues, potential criminal and civil prosecutions and a massive fall from grace and ego let down from most powerful woman in the world to an object of derision.

While some people actually like Joe Biden, everyone hates vindictive Jill and no amount of money is going to keep some powerful people from getting eagerly anticipated pay back Traditionally , ex President's families are protected by the new President but the Biden's behavior has kind of precluded that one.

Biden will need to removed from office because Joe and Jill love the power of being President and they have everything to lose if they drop out and no book deals, regardless of how lucrative, can fix that. .

6 posted on 06/29/2024 10:47:23 AM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: DFG

Once again, the Bee 🐝 nails it.


7 posted on 06/29/2024 10:48:06 AM PDT by Allegra (Toss a zeeper in the Dnieper)
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To: Allegra

Yup—We may not be able to indict Joe for anything but Jill should be indicted for years of aggravated elder abuse.


8 posted on 06/29/2024 10:49:20 AM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: Allegra

Yup—We may not be able to indict Joe for anything but Jill should be indicted for years of aggravated elder abuse.


9 posted on 06/29/2024 10:49:20 AM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: cgbg

Agreed. She is disgraceful. Greedy, selfish witch.


10 posted on 06/29/2024 10:50:48 AM PDT by Allegra (Toss a zeeper in the Dnieper)
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To: DFG

Evita Peron 2.0


11 posted on 06/29/2024 10:56:58 AM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: DFG
craxed
Crazed doc jill spewing venom while pinocchio joe
stares vacantly into the distance.
12 posted on 06/29/2024 11:37:38 AM PDT by chief lee runamok ( Le Flâneur @Large)
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To: DFG

“Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race”

EXACTLY!


13 posted on 06/29/2024 11:59:42 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: DFG

Wow

The Brutal Truth about that
demonic Adulteress Power- Money hungry piece of WH Trailer Trash .


14 posted on 06/29/2024 1:16:15 PM PDT by ncalburt ( Gop DC Globalists are the evil)
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To: chief lee runamok

A picture that speaks a thousand words.

All bad.


15 posted on 06/29/2024 1:16:33 PM PDT by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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To: DFG

Jillary


16 posted on 06/29/2024 1:32:05 PM PDT by Skybird
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To: DFG

I’m almost sure Harris husband will back her up it’s a win win deal for him.


17 posted on 06/29/2024 1:33:01 PM PDT by Vaduz
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Journalists Dumbfounded As There Were No Previous Signs Of Biden Declining Whatsoever

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-dumbfounded-as-there-were-no-previous-signs-of-biden-declining-whatsoever


18 posted on 06/29/2024 3:00:59 PM PDT by Rio
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To: chief lee runamok

19 posted on 06/29/2024 3:05:33 PM PDT by Rio
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To: DFG

20 posted on 06/30/2024 7:32:20 AM PDT by Pollard (Will work for high tunnel money!)
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