Posted on 06/24/2024 10:45:56 AM PDT by DFG
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.
"George, you're wrong about Lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it," Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old man dementia patient who claims to be constantly observed by Russian spies. "It doesn't taste good! Everyone's telling me all the time how much they hate it and you're going to say they should serve it every day? On DAY ONE I will ban Lime JELL-O."
Elderly onlookers applauded as Trump slammed the dementia patient after suddenly picking a fight with him while he ate his dessert.
"It's like he's saying what we're all thinking," said Constance Woodrow, a 78-year-old Alzheimer's patient.
In another instance, Trump yelled at a WWII veteran until he started crying.
"Greatest generation? More like lamest generation," Trump quipped, invoking laughs from orderlies. "You complain about loud music when people — good people — are trying to listen to jazz. You make me sick, to tell you the truth."
"But thank you for your service."
In this, and many such cases, a crowd of old folks erupted in cheers for Trump as he blasted one dementia patient after another.
This new strategy for debate prep is a distinct departure from previous campaign years when he spent time studying government policy and took part in mock debates against former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
"I spent all my time arguing against a fat man about bridges or something," Trump said, reflecting on past debate missteps. "It didn't prepare me at all. Biden is thin and he hates bridges!"
Sources close to the Biden campaign confirm the president is concerned about this new development leading up to Thursday's debate.
"Oh no, my ice cream," Biden reportedly said, concern all over his face as his wife led him away.
At publishing time, sources had confirmed that if Trump fails to win the presidency he will be welcome at Shady Oaks Assisted Living.
LOL!
The Bee never fails.
Can Trump get Dementia Pedjoe to say “get off my lawn!”
Trump going to a farm and arguing with a turnip would have the same result
All kidding aside, what I hope Trump DOES do is let America see how bad off biden is mentally.....of course whatever taterhead will be juiced up on will make doping in profesional cycling look like taking an aspirin.
The real debate will be between Donald Trump and CNN “moderators” Jake Tapper and Dana Bash.
Bwahahaha!
Fun.
I just do not want Trump to underestimate Brandon.
They will stuff him with all kind of stuff, so he will show up pretty good, I think.
If Trump treats him like an Alzheimer patient, he will loose!
Whatever they put him on for the State of the Union speech made him angry and mean. Trump could trigger some outbursts if he tries.
I agree, Biden is always confrontational, bullying, on defense, about something. Always pushing division.
He never has anything uplifting to say.
President Trump should be able to steer him, skillfully into blowing up, yelling, maybe even stroke him out.
Not wishing for the latter, mind you, but it’s a possibility.
Trump just needs to wait for his opening, and take it.
Satire today, news tomorrow.
“Whatever they put him on for the State of the Union speech made him angry and mean.”
That sounds a hell of a lot like a steroid called Prednisone......I’ve had to take that crap a few times and yeah, it can definitely make you irritable to say the least.
Of course if that happens the lib media will spin it as biden being “fired up” and “defiantly defending democracy”......I can hear it now. SMH
That’s just genius.
Considering the forum and how much the debate will be stacked against Trump, he needs to pull out all the stops.
Remember, the 2012 VP Debate between Biden and Ryan was deemed a tossup. That shows how a limp-wristed RINO can be bested by an abject idiot.
Good one, Bee! 😂😄🤣
Yep, it’ll be 3 against 1....no doubt about it
The Bee’s clever titles alone get me to chuckling.
On a serious note, I recall the debate that was between them in the 2020 election that we all thought was going to make Biden look incompetent and surprise, he did very well.
This assumption that he is going to show his senile dementia is illogical. Debate on the issues and beat him based on his record.
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