Posted on 06/19/2024 1:11:33 PM PDT by Red Badger
GREAT!
0:56 VIDEO AT LINK............
That’s right.
That was great. He may be gay, but he’s right on this one.
Loved that last line:
I don’t wanna see ya’ll twerking on a boat on July 4th!...........
Yeah! That was funny as all get out!
Juneteenth was when Wakanda invented the cloaking field to hide them from Abraham Lincoln, who wanted to enslave them all. Cleopatra foresaw his evil plans however, and punched him in the jaw, giving him a horrible scar which is why he grew his beard.
My advice to my fellow FReepers on how to get through this ‘Juneteenth’ thing is as follows: Remember, and dwell on, two important things: 1) June 19th is also National Martini Day. Gin and Vermouth are both pretty cheap, so you got no excuse. and 2) Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were both executed on this date in 1953. They were a husband and wife Russian spy team who were tried and convicted of Espionage for giving American atomic bomb secrets to the Russians. Aaah for the good old days. Anyway, just dwell on those two things, and you’ll make it through today okay.
bkmk
Any FReepers go to Quora? Some troll asked Why doesn't Whites acknowledge that Cleopatra was African-American? Some of the answers are funny...
Freedom finally came on June 19, 1865, when some 2,000 Union troops arrived in Galveston Bay, Texas after years of fighting democrats.
The army announced that the more than 250,000 enslaved black people in the state, were free by executive decree of the Republican President of the USA.
This day came to be known as "Juneteenth," by the newly freed people in Texas.
It is a holiday for freedom loving Republicans of all skin shades.
Four of my Republican ancestors, 2 from NH and 2 from VT, died in the fight to free the slaves from their democrat masters.
Too bad they probably don’t get the recognition they deserve from descendants of the former slaves, who have mostly voted Democrat since the 1960’s. A good deed never goes unpunished.
They came up with Cinco de Mayo “independence day” to sell Corona beer. Surely they are using Umpteefus “independence” Day to hustle something.
Another fake holiday, happy kayanza;-)
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