My New Meme

Me, myself, and I | 3 June 2024 | LTC.ret

[LTC.Ret]

I made this meme today, but have no way to post a picture here. Wish I could so y'all could see it instead of just reading it. I posted it everywhere I could:

“Judge” Merchan’s Jury Instructions:

We’ve indited this Ham Sandwich, and now it’s time for you to convict. It is not necessary to find ham to convict. If you find bread --- convict! If you find cheese --- convict! If you find condiments of any kind --- convict! Even if each of you find something different --- convict! Do it the Columbian way. The New York system is counting on you. Now go into that deliberation room and make us proud!!!

[LTC.Ret]

Alinsky's Rules for Radicals #5 => “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.

[PIF]

add to keep up with the actual case:

If you find a plate of any kind, even though we did not discuss this in court, you must convict.

[Yo-Yo]

Do you have a picture of it?

[one guy in new jersey]

Would a “wish” sandwich suffice?

[LTC.Ret]

Yes. It is dark blue words on a light blue background in a square.

[moovova]

Now, I'm hungry.

[knarf]

R click the meme

L click COPY img source

Bring it over here and type < img src= . . . . . . paste what you copied here after the equals sign . . . . . close it with . . . .>

It'll look something like;

< img src= "12345" > ... (of course that's a dummy posting)

I had to throw some spaces into all of that so it would print . . . play with it . . . you'll get it . . . .

[The Louiswu]

[LTC.Ret]

THANKS!!! First try:

[LTC.Ret]

Beautiful!!! Obviously, I’m not that talented. Now -— let’s get this out there, because => Rules for Radicals #5 -— I want everyone to be laughing at Merchan and that jury!!!

[rlmorel]

I absolutely get your drift, but...I cannot bring myself to laugh at them. The risk being posed by them and their use of these tactics is too serious.

That said...I did like your post!

[Dr. Sivana]

Minor spelling changes:

indict
Colombian

[T-Bird45]

Hmmmm…a purported O-5 who can’t spell “indict” properly?? Probably sat on a few GCM panels along the way??? SMH…

[xoxox]

Exorcists have said that mockery of the devil is an effective weapon for an exorcist.

[combat_boots]

American cheese. Cool

[kiryandil]

The Columbian Way, with Juan “Wetback Cur” Merchan.

[LTC.Ret]

Never ever claimed to be perfect. Bad typing fingers. Plus, sometimes I get in too big a hurry when typing.

[Political Junkie Too]

And what I ordered was a roast beef sandwich, but was told that I falsified the order to cover up that I really wanted a ham sandwich because it was a violation of kosher food laws.

-PJ

[LTC.Ret]

HaHaHaHaHaHa -— Just saw this posted here:

Newly released emails show Fauci’s NIAID deliberately used typos to evade FOIA requests -— American Thinker

Maybe I can claim I “deliberately used typos to evade” Facebook’s AI political censors???

That’s not true . . . But it sounds good HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

[Tired of Taxes]

Perfect analogy! In addition to the two spelling corrections noted by someone else, you probably should change "find" to "finds" because "each" is singular.

each of you finds

Then, maybe you can add a picture of a ham sandwich. :-)