People's Democracy vs. Fake Democracy Explained [semi-satire]

Alarmed that concern over the poor results of Bidenomics for the average American "could persuade enough voters to reject the people's democracy that our Party has been trying to establish in this country" House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) made an impassioned plea to voters "to stay the course with President Biden and give Democrats solid majorities in the House and Senate."

Jeffries said "restoring the right of abortion granted to women by the US Supreme Court in its 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling is our key talking point. In its 2022 Dobbs ruling the Court negated this universal right to abortion by insisting that since the Constitution does not explicitly grant the federal government authority over abortion, the Tenth Amendment reserves this power to the states. Allowing each separate state to make its own decision violates the principle of democratic centralism that is a foundational principle of progressive government."

"For true democracy to exist all rights and rules must be uniform throughout the regime," the Congressman explained. "This is the unification that our Party has been trying to impose on the country. The balkanization forced on the country by the Dobbs decision is a fake bourgeois imitation of democracy that must not be permitted to undo the transformation to a people's democracy initiated by comrade Obama and continued by his loyal successor comrade Biden. We will do whatever it takes to ensure that the transformation stays on track by suppressing misleading propaganda and rejecting the legitimacy of any ballots influenced by right-wing thoughts, words, or deeds."

"After the election we will reform the Supreme Court by establishing a progressive ethical code of conduct, impeach and remove any Justice that does not conform to this code, and fill the vacancies with bonafide members of the progressive ruling majority," Jeffries promised. "We will do the same with Congress so that a single unified People's Democratic Party can more effectively govern without the dead weight of opposing ideas and Parties."

In related news, Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill) and Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) are demanding that Chief Justice John Roberts order Justice Samuel Alito to recuse himself from all future cases because his wife flew the American flag upside down shortly after the January 6, 2021 riot at the US Capitol building. "It's bad enough that we have Justice Thomas unduly influenced by his right-wing wife," Durbin complained. "Now we have the same problem with Alito. Maybe it's time that we require Justices to observe the same celibacy imposed on priests to keep them focused on their jobs rather than be lured astray by sex."

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Let’s see what word rhymes with jokes, hmmmm oh yeah, hoax. That is what anything called democracy, democrat, democratic is, a hoax and a joke. We are a republic, a constitutional republic. We have a republican form of governance. It’s in that constitution thingy that democrats undermine at every turn.

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