[Macho MAGA Man]

Oh boy!

[Billthedrill]

Yeah, those yoga mats can be pretty dangerous if they’re thrown at a guy with a machine gun...

[Darksheare]

They thought that Julia Childs was going to appear and carve them up?

[Scrambler Bob]

And if someone snapped one of Melania’s bras, they could put their eye out.

[Paladin2]

The meritless Garland should go pro on the stand-up circuit.

[DesertRhino]

Bottom line, they tried to set up a way they could find an excuse to murder President Trump under color of law.

[ryderann]

Gym equipment? Did they just give themselves away? Harry Reid’s misadventure in the gym is starting to come together.

[KarlInOhio]

Agent down! Agent down! He's been stabbed with a fondue fork.

And what is "contraband" in the kitchen? Or maybe the Democrats are using the Civil War definition of an escaped slave working for the Union. Maybe the FBI suspected that Trump had some black supporters who escaped from the Democrat plantation.

[GOPJ]

What idiot DEI idiot came up with that whopper of a lie?

[algore]

whipped cream pie in the face is a long standing plebeian tradition.

Until it happened to this guy who decided to eliminate anyone who could ever do it to him again, and their children too

[Dr. Franklin]

I thought this was the Bee!

[lee martell]

NOT the Bee!

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee will have a field day with this one.

[dfwgator]

Not to mention the fresh fruit.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I read the headline and thought it was the Babylon Bee. This is what we've come too.

[SkyDancer]

Not the Bee?

[LegendHasIt]

And golf clubs.. They can be deadly... Especially in the hands of Donald, as that cute meme video shows.

[coloradan]

Not so many days ago the story was that this raid was SOP, in which case, of course, why was the fact of the agents being armed withheld for so long?

Lie after lie after lie is all we can expect from the FBI these days.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Eh.. they classified sewing needles as "weapons" carried on January 6th.

[frank ballenger]

This is all preposterous.

However, ethnic groups who fought each other have used farming and household utensils and tools to fight.

Example. The martial arts classes I took in Okinawan Shorin Ryu explained such things as farm implements were innocently part of everyday farm work right under the noses of the hostile Japanese watching. An entire fighting style (kobujutsu) evolved. Obvious weapons had been banned by the occupying Japanese on Okinawa and the Ryukyu Islands.
But then came uses and fighting methods using the boat oar (eku), fish net floats (chesen kun bo), millstone handles (tonfa), top knot pints (jiwa) sickles (kama), saddle stirrups (tekkos) and the 6 foot staff (bo). The Chinese styles of using the bo sticks influenced the Okinawans. The sai swords and nunchuku were added from other styles later.

[frank ballenger]

I think Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame would not hesitate to use a hat pin if cornered.

FBI agents must have been in a state of panic at possibly facing Melania.