Posted on 02/06/2024 5:05:22 AM PST by TigerClaws
Chile decided to highlight an all women’s SWAT team for international competition in the UAE
And it went just like you thought it would, and no this is not satire!!!
What you did there...
“We’re licking him!”
Following their impressive debut in the 2023 UAE SWAT Challenge, where they secured the tenth position out of 55 global teams, the all-women team has garnered praise for their advanced training and skills.
I assume there was no water hazard last year?
Evidence not a one of them had suitable training.
They weren’t even properly equipped with jog bras. Utterly pathetic display right out of the gate.
Did they train/practice at all before going there?
The key is you got to sync up their cycles, so they all have PMS at the same time. Then they’ll be really effective.
Diversity is our strength. yay /s
But, they had impressive hang times.
Sheer, determination and willpower are sometimes overcome by raw physics. Humanity has become a parody of itself.
I like the mixed 4x4 relays, where the teams consist of two males and two females. But sending women into a contest of physical strength with men isn’t fair.
Those women would fail. Lives would be lost in the name of Diversity.
Those women were not even trained properly. I saw at least three ways as a 62 year old male I could have helped.
Will explain one: Hold onto your line. Reach up a little bit to grab the safety line. Release the hold on your line (because you have ahold of your safety line) to grab your teammate. Bring her to safety.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Now that takes some upper body strength, but even at 62 years old, I have some.
PS I'm just a regular Joe who has been taught a few things by pros.
PPS I have met seriously bada$$ women who I would lose to in a fight. Badly. But they are the exceptions who prove the rule. And oh yeah, they liked me :^)
Oh yeah I dated her a bit and held my own but think that was her playing to my male ego. But when the sh#t really went down on a random occasion with a ####, she let me take the bad guy apart. She could have also done so easily.
Keystone cops are alive and well in Chile.
Hopefully, they didn’t win a free helicopter ride.
No kidding. One of my ex's mentioned in a previous post was Mossad. (I had no clue when we started dating.)
Yeah, we went to the gun range, and she played, "I can't shoot but I'd like to try."
First round on this pistol range she hit all 10's. Got a clue I was being played so suggested we go to the riffle range. Targets at 100 feet. Felt good I hit in the black. Then she showed me what accuracy and precision was. IIRC correctly she had only one out of two 10 round clips (20 shots) outside the 8. Again, this was on a rifle range, and we were shooting handguns.
But I did make up for it. Neext round I popped all 10 rounds in the 10.
“It’s wet t-shirt time again folks! Let’s give these ladies a big round of applause!”
“Neext” should have been “next.” Fat fingered.
But can they make a sammich? That’s what I want to know!
Just kidding ladies. Just being that male chauvinist pig most of us are accused of all the time.
Oh and I know someone will complain I said “clips” instead of “magazines.” Get over it. The terms have become interchangeable despite their formal definition. And believe it or not, this ambiguity can help and has helped us in 2nd Amendment cases. (Too busy to cite examples.)
Mainly Baking and Knitting.
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