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Busing Migrants Is Wrecking Border Policy [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 October 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/08/2023 10:29:48 AM PDT by John Semmens

White House National Security Coordinator for Strategic Communications John Kirby blamed Republican governors for "wrecking the Administration's border policy. The purpose of taking in all the people illegally crossing over from Mexico is to modify the demographics of states governed by Republicans and turn them into states governed by Democrats. But with tens of thousands of these migrants being given free bus rides to sanctuary states and cities, the burdens of caring for these people are shifted where we don't want them."

Under pressure from New York Democrats to do something about the flood of migrants arriving in their state, President Biden has waived environmental rules that impeded the Trump Administration's efforts to build a border wall in Starr County, Texas. He explained that "of course the wall is entirely useless because we're letting these people in as a matter of policy, but it can help us neutralize the negative impression that we aren't doing anything."

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre tried to head off criticism from the left by emphasizing "the need is to mollify segments of the Democratic base who feel they are being replaced by immigrants. If we can successfully communicate the message that importing cheap labor will enable the government to provide more benefits we feel confident that we can secure their votes in the 2024 election. The notion that people need to work in order to live is out-dated. A steady supply of foreign workers can support a welfare state where leisure is abundant for those who opt not to work for their sustenance. When voters compare our offer with the Republicans' 'prosperity through work and investment,' they will see we will give them more for less effort."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: borderwall; democrats; migrants; satire

1 posted on 10/08/2023 10:29:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Unfortunately, this is not satire or even semi-satire. It seems completely accurate as to the Biden administration’s intentions.


2 posted on 10/08/2023 10:32:56 AM PDT by Freee-dame
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To: John Semmens
Only a small fraction of the illegals transported to Dem cities were by Republican governors. Far more were flown or bussed by the federal government or by their pet non-governmental organizations. The big difference is the governors did it to great fanfare while the federales did it in the dark of night to keep it secret.
3 posted on 10/08/2023 10:39:55 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
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To: KarlInOhio

Kirby is a lying despicable traitor. The guy should face a firing squad and l am dead serious.


4 posted on 10/08/2023 10:48:21 AM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: John Semmens

GREAT STUFF-—Under pressure from New York Democrats to do something about the flood of migrants arriving in their state, President Biden has waived environmental rules that impeded the Trump Administration’s efforts to build a border wall in Starr County, Texas.

He explained that “of course the wall is entirely useless because we’re letting these people in as a matter of policy, but it can help us neutralize the negative impression that we aren’t doing anything.”


5 posted on 10/08/2023 11:06:51 AM PDT by Liz (“The only time Biden gets his hands dirty is when he’s taking cash from foreign countries." Trump)
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To: John Semmens

ROTFLOL——White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre tried to head off criticism from the left by emphasizing “the need is to mollify segments of the Democratic base who feel they are being replaced by immigrants.

If we can successfully communicate the message that importing cheap labor will enable the government to provide more benefits we feel confident that we can secure their votes in the 2024 election. The notion that people need to work in order to live is out-dated.

A steady supply of foreign workers can support a welfare state where leisure is abundant for those who opt not to work for their sustenance. When voters compare our offer with the Republicans’ ‘prosperity through work and investment,’ they will see we will give them more for less effort.”


6 posted on 10/08/2023 11:09:58 AM PDT by Liz (“The only time Biden gets his hands dirty is when he’s taking cash from foreign countries." Trump)
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To: John Semmens

“White House National Security Coordinator for Strategic Communications John Kirby blamed Republican governors for “wrecking the Administration’s border policy”

What does John Kirby and Kirby vacuum cleaners have in common?


7 posted on 10/08/2023 1:45:03 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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