Posted on 07/15/2023 3:32:29 PM PDT by DFG
DES MOINES, IA — Federal authorities have begun a massive manhunt for an arsonist who on Friday completely torched three presidential campaigns.
"He left nothing but ashes," said Chief of Police Ron Miller. "All three campaigns were burned to the ground in a matter of hours. We're dealing with a professional."
According to police, the suspect lured unsuspecting presidential campaigns to Iowa, where they were each set ablaze in rapid succession. "The campaigns never saw it coming," said local firefighter Wes Bailey. "Witnesses say the arsonist had brown, slightly disheveled hair, and looked somewhat confused as he lit the match. He also reportedly had a staccato, high-pitched laugh that rang out as the flames grew higher. Monstrous!"
Rescue teams sifted through the burning wreckage of each presidential campaign, declaring all of them to be a total loss. "There's nothing left to salvage," said Chief Miller. "All we can do is sweep up the remains and toss them into the dustbin of history. This arsonist really went scorched-earth."
At publishing time, authorities warned that the arsonist was still at large and likely to strike again.
He was GREAT!
And, Niki Haley made a fool out of herself.
All it took was one skilled and honest journalist!
I never thought for one minute in the USA, I’d live to see the day when honest journalism would be elevated to the crime status of arson!
The worst self implosion was by Pence. For he was the GOPe’s great hope for promoting one of the “principled”(TM) candidates to take on his former boss. All he had to do was criticize Trump, even if ever so slightly, in every speech or comment, and the GOPe just knew he would surge to the top of the polls as the independents and “moderate” democrats moved his way due to the economy.
The neocons would back Pence due to the chorus of “war, war, war, let’s vote for war all you patriots”. They would also chant, “Besides a war is good for the economy and would keep your children employed”, as they demand that conservatives send THEIR children to Ukraine to die for the elite war-mongers. The line to travel to Ukraine is long and each time I see another politician travel there I can’t help but wonder, “How much is their cut of tax-payer dollars?”
Don’t worry. TRUMP will see to it.
Don’t worry. TRUMP will see to it.
Tucker is a reporter acting like a journalist instead of a journalist pretending to be a reporter.
Journalists are given agendas then pick and choose some facts to support that agenda.
A reporter ferrets out the facts for the reader/listener/viewer to decide what they mean.
Well said!
Do you think Tucker will make a good press secretary for Trump.
I never thought for one minute in the USA, I’d live to see the day
that I fell AGAIN for a Babylon Bee SATIRE article.
I read the source now, just to be sure, before I look at ANY post...just to be sure. (LOL)
Do you think Tucker will make a good press secretary for Trump.
Don’t be silly, Tucker is WAY more Valuable than press secretary.
TUCKER is a 2nd generation RUSH LIMBAUGH and is needed to educate the masses.
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