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Tax $ Used to Smear GOP as Terrorists [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 May 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/29/2023 11:29:06 AM PDT by John Semmens

Biden's Targeted Violence and Terrorism Prevention Grant Program has spent $40 million to smear Republicans, conservatives, and Christians as "domestic terrorists." The money was spent in the form of grants given to various public, private, and non-profit institutions — such as universities and county governments — "to establish or enhance capabilities to prevent targeted violence and terrorism."

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), Chairman of the House Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government objected to "this outrageous abuse of government power. Instead of focusing on the actual terrorists who are scheming to murder innocent people, Biden's people are targeting innocent people who simply disagree with the ruinous policies of his Administration."

Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas asserted "I categorically reject Rep Jordan's accusation. The President has clearly designated the Republican Party as an enemy of our democracy. They are every bit as dangerous as history's most infamous enemy of democracy Adolf Hitler and his Nazi Party. Rather than allow voters to elect these enemies we must nip the threat in the bud by using whatever means are necessary. These grants are to organizations that are helping to educate Americans about the sinister machinations that Jordan and his ilk are planning on employing to bring fascism to this country."

FBI Director Christopher Wray used Mayorkas' concerns to justify his agency's refusal to cooperate with the House investigation of "our heroic efforts to neutralize Republican infiltration of our government. Using the flimsy excuse that the President may have taken a bribe in exchange for influencing policy in a direction favorable to a foreign government, Republicans are attempting to turn voters against him and his crusade to preserve democracy. While not as flashy as flying a plane into a skyscraper, this tactic is a far more serious danger. I am proud of the loyal agents who are with me in resistance to the GOP bid for tyranny."

In related news, the 160 retired generals and admirals who signed a letter calling on Congress to remove so-called diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs from the Department of Defense have been added to the terrorist watch list. Mayorkas explained "DEI is a core value of our democracy. Anyone who opposes this represents a threat to our country. We will be exploring whether there are sanctions that can be taken against these people. I personally cannot see why taxpayers ought to continue funding the pensions of these men. Perhaps the President can be persuaded to cancel these payments just like he canceled student loan debt."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; mayorkas; satire; tyranny; wray

1 posted on 05/29/2023 11:29:06 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

There are no limits to tyranny...


2 posted on 05/29/2023 3:33:02 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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Well, duh. That earn no money on their own, but what they take from us.


3 posted on 05/30/2023 3:21:13 PM PDT by SuzyQue
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