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VIDEO: My Joke Was too Spicy for Broadcast
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| March 17, 2023
| DUmmie FUnnies
Posted on 03/17/2023 8:43:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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When I used to write Hustler jokes I would write, say, 3 full pages with only one joke on page 4. Since I hate to leave a mostly blank page of jokes, I wrote up fillers that were really horrible off the top of my mind. The funny thing is they never took what I considered to be my best jokes on the first 3 pages but almost always took just about all of my absolutely horrible 4th page jokes that I wrote only to fill up the page.
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:43:06 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:45:05 AM PDT
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dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:46:40 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
Suddenly I’m missing humblegunner...
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:49:35 AM PDT
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gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: dfwgator
“It’s a family act...” At one Thanksgiving dinner, Uncle Marty told a turkey joke that was so dirty, complete with obscene hand gestures, that it shocked the rest of the family into embarrassed silence that in retrospect the memory of it is actually hilarious.
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:49:58 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: gundog
Suddenly I’m missing humblegunner... So you won't mind him out of nowhere calling your wife a wh---?
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:52:21 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
How ironic.
In the late 1970s, when I was a young, single, enlisted lad in the United States Air Force, maybe only a year out of High School, I would go to the base exchange and buy Hustler Magazine just for the jokes...
My apologies to Uncle Marty.
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posted on
03/17/2023 8:52:40 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:01:38 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
(“We cannot save Ukraine by dooming the US economy.” Rand Paul)
To: Yo-Yo
My apologies to Uncle Marty. Uncle Marty was also funny when not trying to be. He told us that in WWII he was drafted into the Merchant Marine. When I asked him what happened he told me the war ended a couple of weeks after he shipped out so he was soon able to sleep in the afternoons again.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:13:11 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
Well, he sometimes lacks Larry Flynt’s tact and social graces, but he has some redeeming qualities.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:14:10 AM PDT
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gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Yo-Yo
Or maybe he was about to be drafted so he joined the Merchant Marine. Anyway the war ended right after he shipped out so he was able to sleep in the afternoons which was important to him.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:16:48 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: gundog
Well, he sometimes lacks Larry Flynt’s tact and social graces, but he has some redeeming qualities. Larry Flynt had his faults but he never called my wife a wh---.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:18:16 AM PDT
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PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
I’ve only personally known a couple of guys that were non-stop comedians. Guys that could just start taking and everything that came out of their mouths was funny. All original, non-repeat...just stringing stuff together that kept you laughing. You knew they’d hit their stride when you were laughing so hard you couldn’t even catch your breath. It’s like “Stop...please stop, I’m dying!”
What a talent. It was such a pleasure to know them.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:23:59 AM PDT
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: PJ-Comix; gundog
gundog:
Suddenly I’m missing humblegunner... PJ-Comix: So you won't mind him out of nowhere calling your wife a wh---?
To quote from Road House: "Is she?"
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:26:19 AM PDT
by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: PJ-Comix
We want the turkey joke ...
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:27:18 AM PDT
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70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: moovova
You described my Uncle Marty. That is why the Mob guys liked to hang out at his airport bar. For the laughs. Had some fringe benefits. Like the time his son, Cousin Jerry, wanted a certain electric guitar. Uncle Marty got on the phone but called himself "Mike" which he used when he got serious. After some discussion he was directed to drive to a distant city neighborhood and wait until a certain car pulled up.
Okay we drove to the neighborhood and parked on the designated block. Then we waited and waited and waited... When I started complaining about the loooong wait and nothing happening, Uncle Marty told me to shut up. He was a man on a mission. Finally, after even more time elapsed, a black car pulled up next to our car. A window went down in the black car and a pair of hands handed an electric guitar to Uncle Marty. And that was it.
No questions were asked because we knew there would be no answers.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:32:48 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
I got fired for telling a joke at an after Christmas party - party. I was retiring in 6 months so it worked out okay, got unemployment for the last 6 months I was to work.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:33:07 AM PDT
by
Jolla
To: 70times7
We want the turkey joke ... I don't really remember the joke because I wanted to forget it. What I didn't forget were the obscene hand gestures that accompanied the joke.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:35:31 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
Or maybe he was about to be drafted so he joined the Merchant Marine. Anyway the war ended right after he shipped out so he was able to sleep in the afternoons which was important to him. WWII may have been an exception, but I don't think you got drafted in the Merchant Marine, but it did count as military service.
I always tried to work the afternoon shift because it was important to me to sleep in mornings.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:36:58 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Jolla
BTW, Uncle Marty’s jokes sometimes frightened people. One such person was another Uncle from my mother’s side of the family. We invited that Uncle to go fishing with us (including Uncle Marty) but he vigorously declined. He didn’t
say why but we knew that he couldn’t abide by Uncle Marty’s jokes which included x-rated humor.
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posted on
03/17/2023 9:39:35 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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