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Trump is BACK! Hilarious Court Transcripts of Trump Testifying in Case Involving 'Nut Job' E. Jean Carroll
pjmedia.com ^ | 1/13/2023 | megan fox

Posted on 01/14/2023 12:58:21 PM PST by bitt

I’ve been looking for Donald J. Trump everywhere. Ever since the election of 2020, the man who made me laugh out loud regularly disappeared. He was replaced by some angry bitter guy I didn’t recognize and no longer wanted to listen to. It was sad to watch him get so grumpy. His best attribute was his lightheartedness and penchant for stingy zingers. I don’t know where he went for all this time, but today…. he’s back! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while at anything he’s done, including those God-awful NFT trading cards.

rump had to sit for a deposition in a lawsuit where he is being sued by weirdo E. Jean Carroll, who told Anderson Cooper, “I think most people think of rape as being sexy.” No one thought that interview went well. But Carroll sued the former president, and the deposition has been released, and I am having trouble picking myself up off the floor after reading it.

Here are my favorite parts. For your own entertainment, be sure to read it in Trump’s voice.

“I’m not Joe Biden.” That guy is an idiot.

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“And I’ll sue you too!”

“I’ll sue her when this is over. That’s the part I’m really looking forward to doing,” said 45. “And I’ll sue you too!” he said to Carroll’s lawyer Roberta Kaplan (who also curiously represented Amber Heard for a while. She’s a notorious #MeToo lawyer.) Then he repeated that threat to Kaplan three more times. My sides!

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1 posted on 01/14/2023 12:58:21 PM PST by bitt
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2 posted on 01/14/2023 12:58:34 PM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: bitt

It’s really infuriating to see what they’re putting him through....trying everything to beat him down.


3 posted on 01/14/2023 1:37:51 PM PST by Aria
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To: bitt
Our Top Editor Revisits How We Handled E. Jean Carroll’s Allegations Against Trump - The New ...

Let's just say that E. Jean Carroll is no Melania. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4 posted on 01/14/2023 1:42:41 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: bitt

There are some brilliant Trumpian z8ngers in there!

Best. Depo. Eveh!


5 posted on 01/14/2023 2:06:02 PM PST by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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To: Robert DeLong

You can smell the crazy wafting from this lunatic.
She is a demented parrot saying whatever the left thinks she can remember to say.


6 posted on 01/14/2023 2:06:34 PM PST by jmaroneps37 (Freedom is never free. It must be won rewon and jealously guarded.)
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To: bitt

I will admit that I had never followed this story at all and I tend to dismiss any such attack on Trump because it seems endless, but holy crap!

How does a lawsuit get to this point when the alleged offender is the ex-President of the United States who adamantly claims to not even know the accuser?

Wow. Just wow. Who in their right mind would ever want to subject themselves to this nonsense? You would need a rare personality (like Trump) to tolerate this. He almost seems to enjoy it, but this one would be a bridge too far.

Wouldn’t the accuser need something that corroborated her story? Anybody can say anything they want to about anyone else but the courts seem awfully eager to allow this nonsense when it is Donald Trump.

PS - Trump was a dog in his younger days. Pretty common knowledge, but being a chronic germaphobe he always seemed to have good taste and his “relationships” were not of the “one night stand” variety.

If he were THIS kind of dog don’t you think there would have been lots of stories from the Miss America and other pageants that he owned (see rumors about Harvey Weinstein)?

Trump had more “access” to beautiful women than Weinstein did!

PS - that transcript is funny and it sure sounds like “Trump”


7 posted on 01/14/2023 2:12:21 PM PST by volunbeer (We are living 2nd Thessalonians)
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To: bitt

By the way, since the article mentions that name “DeSanctimonious,” that name was in reference to a campaign ad for DeSantis that was possibly the worst ad ever produced and it claims he was a “fighter” and was sent by God. It’s hard to find nowadays but it’s a screamer.


8 posted on 01/14/2023 2:27:26 PM PST by firebrand
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Is Roberta Kaplan related to senior moment federal clown-judge Lewis Kaplan [Rapin Bill Clinton appointee], whose senile red-rubber clown nose is presiding over this SD New York farce?


9 posted on 01/14/2023 2:37:11 PM PST by kiryandil (put yer vote in the box, chump. HARHARHARHAR)
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To: volunbeer
How does a lawsuit get to this point when the alleged offender is the ex-President of the United States who adamantly claims to not even know the accuser?

Easy.

Get your lawsuit to a senile Clinton-appointed stooge like Senior Moment federal joodge Lewis Kaplan from New York.

Remember - New York state is filled with retards who won't use their own natural gas reservoir to lower their energy costs and heat their homes.

They probably use their kitchen sinks instead of their toilets when they have to drop a deuce.

10 posted on 01/14/2023 2:41:32 PM PST by kiryandil (put yer vote in the box, chump. HARHARHARHAR)
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To: bitt
Is this the woman who said President Trump once groped her in the changing room of a department store or something?

-PJ

11 posted on 01/14/2023 2:44:24 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: bitt

Love it!


12 posted on 01/14/2023 2:58:27 PM PST by MarMema (Biden = Americans Last)
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That creature radiates crazy.


13 posted on 01/14/2023 3:12:56 PM PST by F450-V10
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To: Political Junkie Too

Yes, except she asserted that he raped her in there.


14 posted on 01/14/2023 5:18:33 PM PST by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TP)
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To: kiryandil

History is not done with Trump. In the end, he will be seen as a hero.


15 posted on 01/14/2023 7:15:13 PM PST by Forward the Light Brigade ( Ride to the sound of the Guns!)
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To: bitt

Stupid line of questions. All about attempts at gotcha.

Trump says too much that is not necessary.


16 posted on 01/15/2023 10:16:33 AM PST by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance.)
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To: bitt
I don't blame Trump for being bitter. He won the presidency back for the people in 2016 and proceeded to get beat down on all corners while we the people, mostly sat on our hands and watched. The Deep State obstructed him every step of the way and even despite that, he achieved quite a lot and actually was able to fulfill most of his election promises.

He then resoundingly won a second term only to have it taken away from him in the middle of the night while most of us were sleeping. We woke up the next morning and said, oh well, guess we got Biden now, and went back to sleep.

Glad to see he is coming back to his old form. He's really the only hope we have because everybody else wants to be RINOS and get along to go along.

17 posted on 01/15/2023 10:21:31 AM PST by SamAdams76 (4,818,034 Truth | 87,745,895 Twitter)
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