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Trump Thanks Dems For Releasing Best, Most Beautiful Tax Returns Ever
Babylon Bee ^ | December 30th, 2022 | unattributed

Posted on 12/30/2022 12:14:45 PM PST by shadowlands1960

PALM BEACH, FL — The House Ways and Means Committee today released Trump's tax documentation to the public, prompting the former president to thank the Democrats for releasing the best, most beautiful tax returns ever.

"These have been the best tax returns in the history of tax returns, maybe ever," Trump told his supporters. The former president put up a flurry of posts on Truth Social in which he heralded the move from the Democrats as a great victory for connoisseurs of the aesthetics of tax returns.

"Nobody takes more withholdings than me! Everyone says so. Big, beautiful withholdings - no one else is smart enough. Lots of losers can't figure out how to pay less taxes, but I'm really good at it. Maybe the best."

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Impressive returns....

1 posted on 12/30/2022 12:14:45 PM PST by shadowlands1960
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To: shadowlands1960

LOL!


2 posted on 12/30/2022 12:15:33 PM PST by 4Liberty (Kamala’s relatives owned slaves.)
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To: shadowlands1960

Beautiful or not, I can’t stand that the Democrats did this to him. Yet they themselves hide all kinds of payouts.


3 posted on 12/30/2022 12:17:57 PM PST by KittyKares
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To: shadowlands1960

A Perfect Tax Return.


4 posted on 12/30/2022 12:18:57 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: shadowlands1960

Very funny.


5 posted on 12/30/2022 12:33:40 PM PST by Vermont Lt
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gold


6 posted on 12/30/2022 12:37:31 PM PST by mykroar (what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how. - J0eStalin)
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To: shadowlands1960

He really should do this.


7 posted on 12/30/2022 12:38:34 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: shadowlands1960

Too funny!


8 posted on 12/30/2022 12:56:17 PM PST by vivenne
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To: shadowlands1960

The man beat the system.

Is he great or what?


9 posted on 12/30/2022 1:39:56 PM PST by xyz2
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To: shadowlands1960

Trump’s having fun with democrats with Trump derangement Syndrome. They’re gonna hate this.


10 posted on 12/30/2022 1:47:04 PM PST by GOPJ ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muw22wTePqQ Gumballs: Immigrants by the numbers.)
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To: shadowlands1960

Pretty impressive.

Combed through these a bit. Turns out he paid **more** in national taxes in Red China to the Communist Party (The State Tax Authority or 国家税务总局 ) , so-called ($180,00) (through his bank account in Beijing even while as POTUS) than ever to the US Federal Government. We are such chumps. Smart guy! Imagine how we’d REALLY be mad if Biden did this)


11 posted on 12/30/2022 3:13:45 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (PENCE is a *COWARD* 7 ways to Sunday for failing to stand up to the man who wanted him assassinated )
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To: shadowlands1960
Perfection!

I aspire to have tax returns as immaculate as those of President Trump!

Best taxpayer ever!

12 posted on 12/30/2022 3:14:51 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,762,307 | Truth Social | 87,863,616 | Twitter | Trump Followers)
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To: xyz2

Pretty impressive.

Combed through these a bit. Turns out he paid **more** in national taxes in Red China to the Communist Party (The State Tax Authority or 国家税务总局 ) , so-called ($180,00) (through his bank account in Beijing even while as POTUS) than ever to the US Federal Government. We are such chumps. Smart guy! Imagine how we’d REALLY be mad if Biden did this)


13 posted on 12/30/2022 3:27:45 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (PENCE is a *COWARD* 7 ways to Sunday for failing to stand up to the man who wanted him assassinated )
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To: shadowlands1960
He's not that smart.... He didn't deduct his used underwear like Bill Clinton and Hillary did....... /s
14 posted on 12/30/2022 4:48:10 PM PST by M-cubed (The MSM is now the 4th Branch of Government.....)
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To: shadowlands1960

Didn’t Rachel Madcow pull a similar stunt with Pres Trump’s tax returns a few years ago? This nothing burger’s gotta be more embarrassing than all that hype about Whorealdo with his opening of Al Capone’s safe 😃


15 posted on 01/01/2023 4:01:43 PM PST by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CBC, ABC, CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

[Pretty impressive.

Combed through these a bit. Turns out he paid **more** in national taxes in Red China to the Communist Party (The State Tax Authority or 国家税务总局 ) , so-called ($180,00) (through his bank account in Beijing even while as POTUS) than ever to the US Federal Government. We are such chumps. Smart guy! Imagine how we’d REALLY be mad if Biden did this)]


The guy lost literally billions in various phases of his business career. My guess is he tried to hold back his tax returns because he feared they would interfere with the image he’s tried to project as this business genius. I think he’s fairly accomplished because he’s done fairly well with the an initial startup stake from his dad (which I read about then) estimated at $20m decades ago.

But the things he gets into - it’s like instead of alcohol, which sank Fred Jr at an early age, Trump is addicted to gambling. I don’t think he wants the public thinking of him as a degenerate gambler. Anyway, these losses are the reason he’s got these deductions.

He always goes for the business with the long odds. (Even the White House run - talk about dark horse). Could he have done better by putting it all in Berkshire Hathaway? Sure. But it would have been less entertaining. What the numbers indicate, however, is that Trump is no Warren Buffett. Then again, there’s only one Warren Buffett.


16 posted on 01/16/2023 11:24:16 PM PST by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room)
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