Posted on 02/25/2022 1:07:52 PM PST by DFG
KYIV—Ukraine is under attack by its aggressive neighbor Russia, and Climate Czar John Kerry couldn't just sit around and do nothing. Kerry immediately hopped in his private jet, picked up a stack of solar panels, and flew them into war-torn Ukraine to airdrop them to citizens and soldiers about to get hit hard by the Russian army.
"This will help offset your missiles' carbon emissions!" Kerry shouted down at the surrounded Ukrainians. "You're welcome!" Kerry says he hopes the solar panels will help the Ukrainians achieve carbon neutrality in the midst of a full-on attack by Russia.
The move comes after Kerry called on allied nations to not lose sight of the important thing during the Russian invasion of Ukraine: climate change. Kerry said he couldn't sit idly by and had to put his money where his mouth is when it comes to action on climate change.
"So, I fired up ol' Bessy -- that's what I call my private jet here -- and sprang into action," Kerry said proudly. "These puppies oughtta power a good two, two-and-a-half homes during the Russian invasion. And once Ukraine upgrades to green, all-electric tanks, they should be able to plug in and power them up to help defend against the Ruskies."
Future missions will see Kerry airdropping wind turbines, carbon credits, and reusable straws.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Kerry’s VVAW came to Nebraska (Omaha) UNO, which had about 100 plus of us army Captains to LTC’s finishing their degrees as per your tax dollars/orders from DC. Kerry never showed up. I had two SF pals in college then. One was a hero at Dak To and the other was the CO of the IV Corps Mike Force Airboat Company. The latter po’d me as he claimed Kerry was fine. His XO a 1lt Named Rassman, I think, told the truth. Kerry faked PH’s. Sadly in 75 I lived on Lost Lake/Knopps Pond in Mass. I am glad I left without knowing this. John Kerry is trash and a traitor like Jane Fonda.
Aid from him would probably consist of 5 million remaindered “Inconvenient Truth” DVDs that even discount stores couldn’t flog for 10 to a dollar.
I would use his severed head as a door stop.
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