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BLM Activists "Storm" Oklahoma Capitol [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 April 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/23/2021 9:42:31 PM PDT by John Semmens

Angry over anti-rioting legislation under debate in the Oklahoma House of Representatives, a couple of dozen Black Lives Matter activists noisily invaded the capitol building. The legislation under discussion seeks to increase the penalties for intentionally blocking street traffic and to protect drivers who unintentionally hit persons blocking traffic, A separate bill would establish penalties for "doxxing," i.e. publishing the names and addresses of police officers.

While she was famously public and strident in her condemnation of the January 6 "storming" of the US Capitol, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) refused to criticize the Oklahoma incident. "Look, there are several important differences between the two situations," she maintained. "First, Oklahoma is just one state. Whatever happens there cannot compare with what happens here in Washington. Second, the grievances of the BLM protestors were more meritorious than the false allegations of election theft that motivated the invasion of the Capitol by Trump supporters. Third, the targets of the BLM protestors were Republicans who, as we all know, are doing their best to undermine our democracy. They deserve to be frightened that they will be held accountable for their crimes against the people."

Republican State Rep. Kevin West called the incursion "disruptive. The police had to clear the gallery of the noisy mob, but no one was shot. So, in that respect I can see a difference between my perspective and that of Speaker Pelosi. We weren't cowering in fear. We aren't slandering the disrupters by calling them 'traitors.' We're not demanding that anybody be imprisoned for disagreeing with the legislation we passed. On balance, I'd say the way we handled the situation in Oklahoma might be a model for DC to emulate rather than the other way around."

In related news, perhaps in response to Minneapolis City Council candidate Margarita Ortegain's suggestion that protestors ought to target white neighborhoods, a man was blocked from driving his car to his house by BLM protestors. When he pleaded that he was only trying to go home he was mocked, as one protestor told him that "home ownership is a bourgeois fallacy. All property ultimately belongs to the collective. The dictatorship of the proletariat will decide who lives where and when they will or won't be blocked from accessing their assigned accommodations."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: blm; democrats; marxists; pelosi; racism; republicans; riots; satire

1 posted on 04/23/2021 9:42:31 PM PDT by John Semmens
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I’ll be outfitting and upgrading my 1999 GMC GINORMOUS Suburban for just this event.

And I don’t even LIVE in Oklahoma.


2 posted on 04/23/2021 9:47:59 PM PDT by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: RandallFlagg

Wondering if I can get a heavy duty brush guard for my sub compact car.


3 posted on 04/23/2021 10:16:13 PM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 1raider1; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


4 posted on 04/23/2021 10:21:05 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: RandallFlagg

I will tell ya this, there were TWO things that surprised me at Yahoo - FILLED with liberals

1) The absolute dislike for Joe Biden - it was 90%+

2) The absolute joy, by most posters, of seeing a “protester” bouncing off the hood of a POLICE VEHICLE

This was at Yahoo. FILLED with liberals.

True stories


5 posted on 04/23/2021 10:46:28 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: RandallFlagg

Look up “Bull bars,” ‘cause you don’t want to scuff the paint...


6 posted on 04/24/2021 12:29:09 AM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: jonascord

Oklahoma is full of 3/4 and 1 ton pickups with ranch hand cattle guards.


7 posted on 04/24/2021 2:28:48 AM PDT by Iceclimber58
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To: John Semmens
Way too close to reality...

Very good, John.

8 posted on 04/24/2021 5:16:07 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries. )
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To: John Semmens
Thanks John!

Once again, "semi-news" informs us better than the MSM "semi-Pravda"

9 posted on 04/24/2021 10:06:32 AM PDT by Seaplaner
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