Saturday News Roundup: Musk Makes a Big Bet, Cheney Draws a Challenge and Schumer’s Freudian Slip

DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

[Liz]

Chuck Schumer's major slip of the, uh, tongue, saying erection for insurrection,
made the all-powerful Democrap the accursed subject of a Twitter roasting.
<><> “Damn. That will be hard to live down,”
<><> “Hardest stance Schumer ever took.”
<><> “Well, sometimes insurrection is a HARD word to pronounce,”
<><> “I regret the image Schumer conjured in my mind. Yuck."

[Liz]

SCHUMER: “Make no mistake, there will be a trial and when that trial ends, senators will
have to decide if they believe Donald John Trump incited the erection against the United States."

Mmmm......at the time Schumer was focused on an "erection," was he looking at Secy Buttegige?

[Terry L Smith]

So, how does all of this change the taste of my morning pop-tarts and coffee?

[Liz]

At the time Sen Schmnure was focused on Trump inciting his erection,
the House’s Nanzi Pelosi she was planning a threesome with The Squad.

[Tonytitan]

The insurrection didn’t last four hours, so no problem.

[jacknhoo]

I think it’s missing what Joe Biden said, isn’t it?

[marktwain]

Newly-sworn-in U.S. President Joe Biden has pledged to accelerate the development of carbon capture technology as part of his sweeping plan to tackle climate change.

Pouring money in search of a cure for a non-existent problem.

[Vision]

How about a simple, honest, public debate about man made global warming?

[RummyChick]

You can add the death of larry king. That will be the big news this weekend

[9YearLurker]

Musk playing into the fiction of the great carbon dioxide threat...

[abclily]

Yes, debate would be good. Debate about how the planets are controlled by the sun? Debate about how the sun controls the climate of all its planets? Debate about how man can control the science of our solar system?

[Louis Foxwell]

The erection, of course, was all on the part of the Congressional democrats who stood at attention when Antifa and BLM invaded their hallowed sanctuary. Finally, they had their nemesis, President Trump, just where they wanted him, with his Alpha dignity hanging out for all to see.

[43westji]

Morning wood would be a guess, we’re the senators thoughts. Probably get a gig on Saturday night live now.

[Arlis]

RE: CCS

Watch for unintended consequences, idiots. Capture too much carbon dioxide and plants start dying from lack thereof.

When plants start dying, there will be oxygen depletion, and animals will start dying - including humans.

DUH!

[Shark24]

Elon: Plant a billion trees. Done. Contact me on FreepMail on where to send the 100 million.

[Sirius Lee]

a $100 million prize for development of the “best” technology to capture carbon dioxide emissions.

That's easy. Cut down trees and plant grass. Lots of grassland. I'll take my 100 million in cash. Denominations of Benjamins and smaller please.

[super7man]

My wife told me that if I had an insurrection for four hours, she’s lock me in the closet.

[jdsteel]

Dear Elon: TREES.

Now contact me as to where to send my check.

[P-Marlowe]

Plant acorns.

I win.