Biden Boasts: "I Beat the Socialist" [semi-satire]

Democratic presidential nominee former Vice-President Joe Biden rebuffed charges that his proposed policies are "socialist" by pointing out that "I beat the socialist in the primary. After my South Carolina primary win drove all the other candidates from the race it was one-on-one between me and Bernie. I whipped him good."

"You know, never once have I read the term socialist or socialism off the teleprompter I use to make my campaign speeches and answer interview questions," the Candidate recalled. "I think the absence of those words pretty definitively proves I'm not a socialist. As for the allegation that I am stealing Bernie's ideas that's malarkey. When you win you are entitled to the spoils of war. Cadging his ideas and forcing him to be my campaign adviser shows the American voters who is the boss. It's my greatest coup since I stole Neil Kinnock's life story for my 1988 presidential campaign."

In related news, Biden unveiled what he called "a simpler and more hip Pledge of Allegiance. It goes 'I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.' It's shorter and cuts out that conditional stuff committing the nation to liberty and justice for all. A democracy shouldn't have permanent values. Each generation of voters has the right to define the purposes of their government. Liberty may be of little worth to someone still harboring grievances for what happened to his ancestors and justice is in the eye of the beholder."

Whether there will be any Americans alive to recite his new Pledge has the Candidate very worried. "This year alone over 150 million Americans have been shot to death," Biden said. "And another 200 million could be dead of the COVID virus before the end of the year. The only upside to these tragedies is that social distancing will be optimally attained."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

At the first link you’ll see 2 1/2 minutes of a man the new leftist Democrats have thrust into a situation & role his clearly damaged state tells me just as clearly HE does not fully comprehend.
I have never been a fan of Biden, his politics or his past excursions into the corruption now the MO of too many politicians.
But I’d like you to think about something that hit me as I’ve watched him these last few months: If, in their insane quest to regain power, the Democrats will cruelly exploit and subject to ridicule a man for whom they profess love and affection, JUST HOW DO YOU THINK THEY’LL TREAT US BECAUSE WE OPPOSED THEM? GOD HELP US IF THEY REGAIN CONTROL OF THIS COUNTRY!
The second link is to my short video that will refresh your recollection of an earlier radical leftist tyrant’s response to those who opposed him.
And as you watch that one, remember that the most dangerous & deadly phrase in any language is “THAT could never happen HERE!”
THE HELL IT CAN’T!
Dick Bachert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnafho4KMiQ&feature=youtu.be

https://www.brighteon.com/6039981365001

RE: beat the socialist in the primary.

REALLY? Then why are you adopting Bernie’s 110 page agenda in your joint statement of unity?

You’re just a puppet, a front to make gullible voters think that your party is still moderate.

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