Posted on 09/21/2020 1:55:50 PM PDT by EyesOfTX
Creepy Uncle Quid Pro China Joe Biden read yet another TelePrompter speech to yet another imaginary audience on Monday. As usual, the Unfrozen Caveman Candidates performance was filled with pratfalls and falsehoods. Here are some of the highlights:
Joe Biden doesnt know how to put on his completely unnecessary mask. Biden was back to virtue signaling with the mask again today, and for the second straight day, he wore the mask backwards:
2. Joe Biden doesnt know which states are Red and which states are Blue. During his TelePrompter speech, Biden read the following passage:
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Apparently, none of his elder-abusing handlers have bothered to inform him that all three of those states voted for Donald Trump in 2016.
3. Joe Biden is utterly incapable of saying the phrase 200 thousand. For the second consecutive day, Biden totally botched the hyper-inflated U.S. COVID-19 death toll, which stands at roughly 200,000. On Sunday, he recited the number as being 200 million. By Monday, that had become, in Bidens declining mind, 200. The man will no doubt next take full credit for saving 198,999,800 American lives.
4. Joe Biden does not know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance. Here is how he recited the Pledge to end his speech, verbatim:
I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.
one nation, indivisible, goh, you know, the thing!
You seriously could never, never, ever make this stuff up.
That is all.
I disagree. Joe is burying himself. Its no secret he won’t be president for long. Tammy will step in by February and put Nancy in as VP. Tammy doesn’t realize that she will have an accident too so Nancy can be president.
Oh what tangled webs we weave when we first try to deceive or something like that.
Tammy is the one that Trump needs to go after and make her look so bad that the dems won’t even want her.
It seems to me he never uses two teleprompters, just one. I guess his train of thought might get derailed moving his head from left to right.
So he made sure to add “Under God” which must have infuriated the lefties. Ha ha. No Bernie Bros at the Biden election party.
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