Posted on 08/28/2020 2:16:47 PM PDT by SamAdams76
"Trump is flying to New Hampshire for a rally tonight after his successful RNC convention on Air Force One while drinking a Raspberry Lime Truly."
>>“Mom, mom I got a big date tonight. Can I borrow a French tickler from you?”<<
I am pretty sure most antifa members have said that many times (well, the few that have ever had dates with members of the opposite sex).
That simple sentence above has never once been typed out before
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Well, Excuse me - - -
Where in Heck did the Windows operating system come from?
Answer: A bunch (really large bunch) of monkeys (Democrats if you think that ‘monkeys’ is racist) typing at random, for billons and billions of years.
I, or anyone, can add a word to the end of that sentence and it’s never been typed before. You can add a word to mine. Continue until end of universe.
and ate me whole.”?
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Slight error
“ate my hole”
typed many (many, many) time on the internet
Shuffle a deck of cards. It is probable that never in the history of mankind has that particular sequence of cards been seen. The number of possible sequences of cards in the deck is 52! (fifty-two factorial). That number is about the same as the number of atoms in the Milky Way galaxy.
Black Lives Matter won the Super Bowl, the World Series, the Stanley Cup and the NBA Championship. Never been said before.
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Just wait about 25 seconds. . .
“Hand me that piano.” - George Carlin
I wish to enter into sexual congress with Hillary Clinton.
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So you are a normal democrat???
If the sentence were written, there would grammer police insisting it was not a proper sentence
The Atlanta Falcons did not lose another Super Bowl after leading by 35 points in the final quarter.
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The Detroit Lions Have Won The Super Bowl.
Nice one!
As the posters have noted, it’s possible to come up with any number of sentences that are off the wall but constitute proper English sentences. So I don’t find the premise amazing at all. What does blow my mind are the various fanciful recitations of how long it would take to deal out all the possible permutations in a deck of cards. Here’s one that’s fun:
https://brobible.com/life/article/deck-cards-total-number-order-cominations/
I knew a few words (try and cry and sky) that had y as a vowel, but no one could tell me a word with W as a vowel.
A few decades later it occurred to me that the words for nothing, everything and whatever is left over had a double u, vacuum, continuum, and residuum...
It took me over 50 years half a century to answer my second grade self's question, with not one but TWO words!
I was over the moon!
Grammar Police are known for their harsh sentences.
I doubt a million monkeys sitting at typewriters for a million years would never even type out Shakespeare’s Hamlet” properly capitalized or not.
“No results found for “I was walking up the street minding my own business when a whale suddenly popped out of a dumpster and ate me whole”.”
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Try again with . . . ‘ate my hole’ . . .
He was such a funny guy. So much fun in concert.
What do you mean chartreuse? Two distinct colors share that name, do you mean the green chartreuse or the yellow chartreuse?
I believe you. I also think you’re there for a goodly fraction of them...
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