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Kerry Sees Revolution If Trump Wins [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Jun 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/28/2020 10:19:28 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former Secretary of State John Kerry predicted "there will be revolution if Trump wins in November."

"Considering how hated this man is, the only way he could win would be by suppressing the vote," Kerry asserted. "Trump's demands that the ballot be restricted to only those registered to vote excludes millions of people from having a say in who rules over them. Voting is a human right that shouldn't be limited to only those who meet age, citizenship, residency requirements and fill out some unnecessary paperwork. Ballots should be mailed to every address and handed out to whoever shows up at the polls. People who feel strongly about the candidates should be allowed to vote as often as they can."

Kerry contends that all losing Democrats—Gore, Hillary Clinton, and himself—were cheated by GOP vote suppression. "We were all too timid to stand up for our right to be president," he insisted. "But as we can see from what's been happening in the streets the last few weeks, the younger generation isn't too shy to strike back against injustice. I'm confident that if Trump is declared the winner they will oust him from office by whatever means are necessary."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=406625.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: kerry; revolution; satire; trump
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21 posted on 06/28/2020 12:12:33 PM PDT by laweeks
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John Kerry has always been and will always be...a HUGE ASSHOLE, and proves it over and over again, Day after day.


22 posted on 06/28/2020 12:24:37 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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FU Fraud.


23 posted on 06/28/2020 12:24:53 PM PDT by depressed in 06 (60 in '20. Now, more than ever! (61, I didn't take into account Mittens.))
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Horseface will get his riverboat sailor out on the river and lead the American Taliban. That is if his wife allows it.


24 posted on 06/28/2020 12:27:53 PM PDT by chopperk
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We’ve been in a revolution for 3.5 years, but our side hasn’t figured it out.

And does not appear to be fighting back for fear of being called a racist.

I keep waiting for counter protests.

25 posted on 06/28/2020 12:29:29 PM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it is still legal! And often.)
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They are revolting./double entendre


26 posted on 06/28/2020 1:17:53 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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To: John Semmens

Kerry who?


27 posted on 06/28/2020 1:20:22 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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Kerry needs to give all his money to BLM...


28 posted on 06/28/2020 7:38:51 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-)could you shove)
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