I’m thinking of starting a new business.
It’s modeled after Life Alert.
I’ll call it Brain Alert.
People will get a pendant on a chain.
The pendant will have a button on it.
Pushing the button will immediately connect the wearer with me.
They can push the button and say,
“Help! I’m stupid and I can’t grow up!”
Then, I’ll press a button and the pendant will shock them into unconsciousness.
This guy will be my first customer.
You could become a billionaire!