Posted on 06/08/2020 6:20:51 PM PDT by SamAdams76
26 letters in the English alphabet and so you would think that it is nigh impossible to compose a simple sentence in English that has never been composed before.
Well I am about to prove you wrong.
"In wartime, dark chocolate bars may be rationed, so it would be wise to purchase dark chocolate in bulk now."
Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.
“Bob’s Lumbago caused him to use flapdoodle language, Codswallop words, and fiddle-faddle claptrap when in the presence of jellyfish”
I’m betting that hasn’t been written before?
I totally agree, and swear such on the pickled hearts of forty-seven virgin emus.
Oooooh. Mean, but as a Cardinals fan, I don’t care.
At first you think it will be easy "broccoli shrapnel warthog", but you'll get a bunch of pages with lists of dictionary words.
Eventually you might find a three word combo that appears on no page, but it's actually quite difficult and amusing for a while.
Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
NOT THE MUSHROOM’s, I luv the shroom’s. Pizza, etc.
I’m a little worried about the word “ordered,” I would have gone with: Hey buddy, by any chance do you have a match? When the person in question respond’s, Well, no. It’s BANG - BANG, you do now, have a matching set of air holes right through center mass. Or it could be to the back of the head. Just saying, you do know about Vince Foster & Fort Marcy Park, July 20, 1993.
The chocolate ration has been increased from thirty to twenty grams per week.
Back in the early '70s, I was at a wild party with lots of booze/acid/pot going around and a pert girl, eating a Hershey's bar, came up to me and uttered those very words...
“All Black Lives Matter protesters and Antifa rioters will vote joyfully and willingly for President Trump’s re-election this fall.”
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