SATIRE Michigan Governor: 'Revolting Against A Tyrannical Government Is Simply Un-American'

Babylon Bee ^ | 4-20-2020 | Phil VanKlinken

[wattojawa]

yep she would be a loyalist

[Crolis]

I started reading this and was about 3 sentences in before I thought to check the source. Babylon Bee is so deft at writing articles that walk that fine line between satire and “that doesn’t surprise me”.

[MayflowerMadam]

” your WISE RULERS “ ? OMG, this woman is evil. I didn’t know we had “rulers” in America. And “wise”? She needs to go.

[MayflowerMadam]

I wonder if Babylon Bee even has reporters. They’re great ficton writers, and hilarious. I hope Witmer sees the article.

[JayAr36]

Watched a documentary on the East Germans and their paranoia. But what stood out for me was, along with the level of scrutiny we are under going today, was their motto.

“WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER”

Where have we heard this lately?

[bubbacluck]

The Babylon Bee, America’s newspaper of record.

[MayflowerMadam]

“’WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER’
Where have we heard this lately?”

Oh, that’s pretty scary. For the record, I’ve never been “in this” — together or otherwise. Guess it’s true that history repeats itself.

[JayAr36]

It was also used by the Nazis.

[JimRed]

That’s how the Bill of Rights came about. There was nothing to protect us from a tyrannical government.

Which of the founders came up with the "What if" that led to the Bill of rights?

[al_c]

Wait ... what?!

[MikelTackNailer]

They have reporters who merely have to tweak a word here and there because the comedy is writing itself. Whitner actually forbade purchasing seeds and home improvement products. “She hates these flower pots!”

[Norski]

“Democrats are evil.”
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And the peasants are revolting.