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Pelosi Defends Abortion-Funding Clause in Coronavirus Bill [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/14/2020 1:03:20 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Trump's hope for bipartisan legislation to combat the coronavirus pandemic was put in doubt when House Democrats tried to include non-pertinent add-on spending to it. A particularly egregious add-on was a provision that would authorize spending federal funds on abortions.

After the US Supreme Court declared that women had a right to abort unwanted babies up to the third trimester in its 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling, Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill) led a bipartisan majority to enact a law barring the use of taxpayer funds to provide abortions. His reasoning was that since many taxpayers considered abortion to be murder, they shouldn't be compelled to finance it.

Since some members of her Party opposed adding this provision to the coronavirus emergency bill, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) was unable to garner a enough votes to support passage with language that included the abortion funding. Nevertheless, she still insists that "funding desperately needed abortions must be a critical element of the fight against the coronavirus pandemic. Every child born is a future potential victim of the virus. Parents who want to spare their children from suffering and possibly dying from this dreaded new disease should not be denied this human right just because they can't afford to pay for their own abortions."

"Individuals who have moral objections to abortion have a civic duty to put aside their personal beliefs for the sake of the collective well-being of society," the Speaker asserted. "Under our laws, abortion is not considered murder. For us to continue to tolerate idiosyncratic objections under the pretense of a moral code that has no legal foundation only rewards the inherent selfishness of these deviants. We need to take heed of China's more enlightened approach to religion. There, religious freedom is bounded by the necessity to comply with the moral directives decreed by a government that has placed the good of the whole ahead of the objections of a minority."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/278564-2020-03-14-semi-news-semi-satire-march-15-2020-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; coronavirus; democrats; satire

1 posted on 03/14/2020 1:03:20 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 03/14/2020 1:04:18 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Tucker Carlson just made the point that the coronavirus doesn’t kill babies, so the Democrats added the abortion funding to correct that problem.


3 posted on 03/14/2020 1:05:35 AM PDT by rfp1234
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To: rfp1234

That’s gonna leave a mark.


4 posted on 03/14/2020 1:12:39 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: rfp1234

LMAO


5 posted on 03/14/2020 1:15:39 AM PDT by GunHoardingCapitalist (If square had a flavor, what would it be?)
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To: dfwgator; John Semmens; All
President Trump's hope for bipartisan legislation to combat the coronavirus pandemic was put in doubt when House Democrats tried to include non-pertinent add-on spending to it. A particularly egregious add-on was a provision that would authorize spending federal funds on abortions.

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Tucker Carlson said tonight something like the following:

“The Corona virus isn’t killing babies, so the democrats tried to sneak legislation into the bill to correct that.”

6 posted on 03/14/2020 2:29:01 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it unusual...)
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To: a little elbow grease

Nancy is “The Sneaker of the House”


7 posted on 03/14/2020 5:56:01 AM PDT by CMailBag
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To: John Semmens
"We need to take heed of China's more enlightened approach to religion."
Nancy Pelosi

8 posted on 03/14/2020 5:58:19 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Curse of intelligence: Having to watch the morons try everything you know won't work!)
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To: John Semmens

I can picture Pelousy saying, “the coronavirus isn’t killing children, so we are forced to step in and do that ourselves.”


9 posted on 03/14/2020 6:10:24 AM PDT by euram
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist

It makes sense. Aborted babies will not get the Chinese Flu.


10 posted on 03/14/2020 9:10:03 AM PDT by arthurus (bean covfefe)
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To: John Semmens

Hmm... where’s the satire? All of that sounds like regular news to me LOL.


11 posted on 03/14/2020 5:40:29 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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