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Biden May Rule Out Second Term [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Feb 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/23/2020 12:22:39 PM PST by John Semmens

Former Vice-President Joe Biden promised not to run for a second term "if I'm demented when the time comes to begin campaigning." His statement meant to reassure voters reminded many of his seeming dementia on current campaign stops. Rival presidential contender former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg pointed out that "forgetting where you are and angry outbursts are classic signs of dementia. If he wants to keep his promise not to inflict the country with a mentally challenged president he should drop out of the 2020 race."

Meanwhile, in a bid to shore up his appeal to black voters, Biden told a small gathering at a South Carolina "Five-and-Diner" that he and America's UN Ambassador Andrew Young were arrested and tortured by South African police when they tried to visit Nelson Mandela in the late 1970s. "I knew the risks going in, but I was determined to pay tribute to this great African leader," Biden recalled. Ambassador Young acknowledged going to South Africa with Biden around that time, but denied that either of them was arrested or tortured.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=392605.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; buttigieg; dementia; satire

1 posted on 02/23/2020 12:22:40 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

How about he rule out a first term and drop out?


2 posted on 02/23/2020 12:23:26 PM PST by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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To: Reno89519

How about he rule out a first term and drop out?

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Hopefully the voting populace will rule out any first term.
I don’t object to him running and spending a little cash to
help the economy.


3 posted on 02/23/2020 12:28:33 PM PST by deport
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To: John Semmens

I think voters will rule out a first term......


4 posted on 02/23/2020 12:35:32 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: John Semmens

The voters are going to rule out a first term, I promise.


5 posted on 02/23/2020 1:00:38 PM PST by Bandmeeting
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To: John Semmens

Any Dem in the White House is no more than a puppet.


6 posted on 02/23/2020 1:11:25 PM PST by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: John Semmens

Depends on what the judge says, he may serve them concurrently.


7 posted on 02/23/2020 1:34:07 PM PST by dznutz
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To: John Semmens

My personal Biden story.

May 2009 I’m visiting Wash DC and standing on a sidewalk by the White House. Security shuts down all vehicle and pedestrian traffic.
15 minutes later, three black Suburbans roll out and slow Joe is in the back of the middle one, waving out the window.
Guy in a thousand dollar suit turns to me and says “If Joe didn’t have a chauffeur, he wouldn’t be able to find his way home for lunch.”


8 posted on 02/23/2020 1:42:27 PM PST by nascarnation
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