Loved this ad, saw it earlier today before the SB. In a philosophical sense, here's a preview for snowflakes, nevertrumpers, and other dimbulbs:
Jeep | Groundhog Day | Bill Murray | 02.02.2020
Posted on 02/02/2020 4:39:04 PM PST by EyesOfTX
No, the Des Moines Register Poll did not kill itself. – The leaders in the Democrat Party are now in full-blown panic as The Commie closes in on a win in Iowa. So panicked, in fact, that they almost certainly spiked the final Des Moines Register poll – a tradition for 76 years running – that was to be released on Sunday.
The narrative being pushed by the corrupt news media is that the Register, and its co-sponsor, CNN (because of course it’s CNN) decided to scrap the poll because one of the people conducting the poll consistently mispronounced the name of Pete Buttigieg. Which is about the lamest false narrative the Democrats and their media toadies have ever attempted to push.
With other polls released this week showng The Commie with a clear lead – which has expanded as the week has gone on – it’s pretty obvious that the folks at the DNC and CNN didn’t want the Register poll coming out the day before the caucuses showing an even bigger lead for Sanders.
This of course raises the specter that the DNC may well be planning to falsify the results of the caucuses, and they thus didn’t want to have a Register poll showing The Commie with a double-digit lead in advance of some sort of miracle “win” by Quid Pro Joe or CNN’s favorite candidate, Little Big Mouth Always Running. Do not be surprised if this sort of “upset” ends up being the official result tomorrow night.
Democrat leaders are so panicked by the looming acquittal of President Trump and what is certain to be a gangbuster State of the Union Address Tuesday evening, in fact, that John Freaking Kerry was overheard in the lobby of a Des Moines hotel loudly discussing the possibility of jumping into the race in order to save the party from a total Commie takeover:
DES MOINES, Iowa — Former Secretary of State John Kerry — one of Joe Biden’s highest-profile endorsers — was overheard Sunday on the phone at a Des Moines hotel explaining what he would have to do to enter the presidential race amid “the possibility of Bernie Sanders taking down the Democratic Party — down whole.”
Sitting in the lobby restaurant of the Renaissance Savery hotel, Kerry was overheard by an NBC News analyst saying “maybe I’m f—ing deluding myself here” and explaining that in order to run, he’d have to step down from the board of Bank of America and give up his ability to make paid speeches. Kerry said donors like venture capitalist Doug Hickey would have to “raise a couple of million,” adding that such donors “now have the reality of Bernie.”
Asked about the call later on Sunday, Kerry said that he was “absolutely not” contemplating joining the Democratic primary race. He reiterated this sentiment in a tweet later, saying that “any report otherwise is f—ing (or categorically) false.” Minutes later, he deleted the tweet and reposted it without the expletive.
Yes, friends, the Democrat Party is so utterly bereft of any serious presidential talent that some think John Kerry might be a stronger candidate than Mini-Mike Bloomberg or a rapidly fading Quid Pro Joe.
Speaking of Mini-Mike, President Trump hilariously trolled him with this Sunday morning Tweet:
Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates. This is sometimes done, but really not fair!
105K 11:25 PM - Feb 1, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy 53.5K people are talking about this Now, the President’s statement about Bloomberg’s box negotiation was no doubt true, and it was designed to extract a specific response from Mini-Mike. Predictably, Bloomberg responded within an hour by outright denying that he has any desire to stand on a box or other platform in the coming Democrat debates.
This means that Mini-Mike now has a choice of either proving himself to be an outright liar by going ahead and standing on a box or stool to make himself look as tall as his competitors in the debates, or forego the platform and watch his poll numbers collapses when viewers realize he really is only about 5 feet tall.
There is a reason why only one president in the television era – Jimmy Carter – was less than 6 feet tall. Trump fully understands that, which is why he taunted Mini-Mike with that tweet.
And Bloomberg, every bit as panicked all every other prominent Democrat today, fell for it hook, line and sinker.
This is glorious.
That is all.
This site is showing a 10-10 tie at halftime. Is that correct?
https://www.si.com/nfl/2020/02/02/super-bowl-liv-live-blog
5’7”. But on a driver’s license he was once 3 inches taller. There’s photo of Trump and Mike together. Tiny.
Yup!
As a 78 year old I can verify that I have lost 1.5 inches in height
In my prime I was 6ft 1 inch....now I weigh in (no pun intended) at 5ft 11.5 inches.
My doctor explained that one effect of aging and disc degeneration is that the nucleus pulposus begins to dehydrate and the concentration of proteoglycans in the matrix decreases, thus limiting the ability of the disc to absorb shock.
This general shrinking of disc size is partially responsible for the common decrease in height as humans age.
Dukakis wasn’t president. He lost to 6’3” George HW Bush.
I think if the Virus announced a run for the Democrat nomination, it would stand a very good chance.
It could also get nominated on the convention floor.
My reason for posting is that Trump calls Bloomy ‘mini’ Mike. And suggested he requested a box to stand on for debates. Bloomy’s press said he is 5’ 8” - which historically, has not been reported as such. I expect the old reports will go down the algorithmic rabbit hole, but even elevated shoes will show roughly how tall his is.
Bootyjudge. That’s how you pronunciate it.
So ... to get around being “boxed” in (pun intended), will Mini Mike try to negotiate to have the podiums lowered for everyone? That was my dad’s suggestion as he laughed over Trump’s trolling. Mini Mike will still look short regardless, but it might be better than sans box with the result of looking like the podium is being used for a chin rest.
I just pronounce it Buttplug.
Gravity wins, everytime.
Mini Mike is shorter than maxi Hillary
I call him “Butt Man”.
At first my wife said that was offensive, but after she learned more about him she concluded I was dead on point.
Buttitchy. What is so hard about that?
Mayor peter, the wife that thinks Preparation H is tooth paste.
If that poll doesn’t leak, it will mean that the media is more secure than our government. I think it will be leaked for sure.
I always pronounce Pete’s name as: Buttplug. Is that incorrect?
I saw on TV once that the correct pronunciation is (phonetic) Butt-edge-edge.
Huh. Well, Buttplug is easier to remember and pronounce. I’ll stick with that.
Butt gig is the closest and most accurate.
Jeep | Groundhog Day | Bill Murray | 02.02.2020
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