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New Dem Prez Candidate Triples Support in One Week [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Nov 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/23/2019 10:02:12 AM PST by John Semmens

What some observers saw as a bad sign for his newly announced bid to become the Democratic Party’s 2020 presidential nominee, former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick saw as “an encouraging start on the road to victory.”

While only two people showed up to hear him speak at Morehouse College in Atlanta, Patrick pointed out that “this is three times the number of supporters I had last week. If I can sustain this pace I’ll have more than three billion supporters by May of next year and be headed toward a landslide win in the 2020 election.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/11/23/new-dem-prez-candidate-triples-support-in-one-week/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: math; patrick; satire

1 posted on 11/23/2019 10:02:12 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Math is not Deval’s strong suit it would seem.


2 posted on 11/23/2019 10:06:11 AM PST by logician2u
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To: John Semmens
😂😂😂😂. 1+1=0
3 posted on 11/23/2019 10:09:20 AM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: John Semmens

My apologies. Forgot this was a spoof, and I got spoofed!


4 posted on 11/23/2019 10:09:22 AM PST by logician2u
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To: logician2u

Maybe not. Before the Morehouse College “speech”, he had 1 supporter (himself). After the “speech”, he had 3 supporters, himself and the 2 people that were paid to attend.

Still, I suspect that he is close to reaching the limits of his supporters.


5 posted on 11/23/2019 10:11:21 AM PST by ssaftler ("Congressman Schiff, have you no shame?")
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To: ssaftler

Thanks. I always liked those word puzzles where you have to twist and turn and read between the lines to get the right answer, or right as defined by the author.


6 posted on 11/23/2019 10:16:01 AM PST by logician2u
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To: John Semmens

2 people made a wrong turn ,they were looking for the bathroom


7 posted on 11/23/2019 11:15:24 AM PST by butlerweave
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8 posted on 11/23/2019 11:57:12 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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