Let the jokes begin.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
2 posted on
10/25/2019 12:16:03 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(In a mandatory evacuation zone. I'm not.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Here take another shot of whiskey.
How many defects do you see now?
3 posted on
10/25/2019 12:16:27 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Some of my best inspirations have come while well into a bottle.
4 posted on
10/25/2019 12:17:10 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Sounds like a waste of perfectly good whiskey.
5 posted on
10/25/2019 12:18:19 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(Youth, speed and energy can always be overcome with experience and treachery.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
~ DILLY DILLY ~
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8 posted on
10/25/2019 12:29:06 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
The answer to life, the universe and everything is printed on the bottom of the bottle.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I know that I always slide a little better after being lubricated with Irish Whiskey ...
10 posted on
10/25/2019 12:32:54 PM PDT by
BlueLancer
(Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
LPE is very versatile and has now been applied to a range of common layered materials including graphite, talcum powder and clay.And removing the enamel from my teeth ;-)
11 posted on
10/25/2019 12:38:33 PM PDT by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I’m looking for a job in quality control at that plant.
12 posted on
10/25/2019 12:42:56 PM PDT by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Did you hear the one about the Irishman who gave up whiskey?
Neither has anyone else.
13 posted on
10/25/2019 12:44:32 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Crooked Hillary => Queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, personification of rot)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
They found they could make gasoline out of corn, the price of my soda pop went up
Now they learn they can make steel like stuff out of whisky _____ ______ ________
Fill in the blanks.
14 posted on
10/25/2019 12:51:13 PM PDT by
fproy2222
(In America today, womb lynching, the killing of innocent babies in the womb, is legal.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I can think of a better use for Irish whiskey.
15 posted on
10/25/2019 1:00:27 PM PDT by
I want the USA back
(The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Hmm...
Good news: a new materials technology promises to make everyone's life better, solve the energy crisis, clean up the environment, end global hunger, cure all diseases, and provide free puppies and kittens to poor children.
Bad news: price of whisky's going up.
Sorry. Too steep a price.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Real science with practical value!
17 posted on
10/25/2019 1:07:33 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
19 posted on
10/25/2019 3:46:05 PM PDT by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I hope this story is not just a bunch of blarney, designed to cause a run on Irish Whiskey
20 posted on
10/25/2019 4:56:07 PM PDT by
Oscar in Batangas
(January 20, 2017, High Noon. The end of an error.)
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In a related story, Ireland bans graphene and graphene research.
21 posted on
10/27/2019 10:10:39 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Three Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!)
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