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The Democrat Clown Car is on the Fast Track to a Brokered Convention
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 09/13/2019 5:06:11 AM PDT by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends

Are you ready for a deadlocked Democrat convention next year? – Because that’s where all of this Democrat traveling clown show is headed.

Fauxcahontas is now an even more-clear favorite to get to the convention with the most delegates next July, although her chances of arriving there with a full majority needed to win on the first ballot remain small. Hell, she’s already playing the role of the front-runner in the debates.

Last night in Houston, she stood quietly for the most part while also-ran doofuses like Irish Bob O’Rourke and Julian Castro and Amy Klobuchar and Andrew Yang shouted and gesticulated and poured out the “I’m gonna grab your guns” and “Trump’s a racist” red meat for the party’s lunatic Twitter-outraged base. During the debate’s first hour, almost 20 minutes went by in between times when Little Mouth Always Running actually opened her mouth on stage, as all the nitwits around her tried to tear each other apart. That could be an all-time record for Princess 1/1024th.

While Yang was promising to have his campaign illegally pay out $1,000 a month for the next 12 months to twelve families in order to buy their votes, Preacher Pete was trying to get everybody to sing his own particular weird version of Kumbaya, Castro was cracking jokes about Biden’s advanced age, The Commie was trying to croak out some Bolshevik nostrums from his 77 year-old sore throat, Kamala was cackling like an evil character from a 1950s Disney movie, O’Rourke was promising to come grab everybody’s guns and trying to figure out exactly when to toss out an f-bomb and Klobuchar was getting ready to start throwing notebooks at the moderators, the fake Indian was doing her best imitation of Sitting Bull, calmly observing the fray and happy to let her enemies destroy one another.

It was a smart strategy. Whatever else one thinks about Sen. Warren, you cannot deny that she’s strategically smart. I mean, hell, she spent a virtual lifetime pretending to be someone she isn’t in order to advance her career before Trump came along and exposed her fraud to the world. That alone tells you she’s a clever schemer.

She’s clever enough to understand that being a life-long fraud is in fact a badge of honor in a Democrat presidential nominating contest, and so there she was last night, standing right in the middle of that stage next to Biden. She probably came into last night planning to take some shots of her own at Biden, but quickly realized that Castro and Harris and other were doing a fine job of exposing the elderly hack for what he is.

That quick thinking also shows she knows her own limitations. She has to understand that her angry school-marm voice and speaking tone quickly begins to grate and irritate, so why overdo that during a 3-hour debate that was viewed by millions?

As for Biden, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s been such a despicable swamp creature hack for so many decades it would be sad watching his visible decline on national television. His cognitive functions are so clearly limited now that it is visible on his face every time he’s asked a question for which he hasn’t been coached, or one that touches on an uncomfortable subject. If you can stand it, go watch a replay of the debate on Youtube. You can see Biden visibly recoil and squeeze his eyes shut whenever he’s asked a question that surprises him, which was typically from another candidate, not the accommodating moderators.

I’ve been telling you since April that Biden’s polling lead would be gone by October and he’d be out of the race entirely after next March 4, Super Tuesday. He’s right on schedule to meet that calendar, especially after his performance last night. The more he gets exposed to the public, the worse he looks.

As for the others, Harris is done. She is an awful campaigner and frankly a horrid debater. Everything about her screams insincerity and meanness.

Sanders will also fade after this croaking performance. Democrat voters are all about optics and the feels, and a 78 year-old croaking at them for three hours will make them feel all nervous and stuff.

Irish Bob is a furry circus clown who just announced the fourth re-boot of his campaign in six months. He’s to the point where even shallow Democrat voters think he’s a shallow opportunist.

Julian Castro never has been in any way relevant in this race, and his low attacks on Biden last night won’t change that.

Preacher Pete is cute as a button and might look good as arm-candy for Fauxcahontas in a general election race.

Cory Booker is Cory Booker and always will be, so no one should take him seriously in this race.

Yang is just weird. What was going on with that top button on his shirt last night? Everyone kept waiting for it to pop open and expose some odd tattoo and thus only heard about 1 out of 7 words he had to say. Again, Democrat voters are all about optics and feels, dude. Get a shirt that fits.

Klobuchar is just the angry version of Kirstin Gillibrand. No reason for her to be up there in the first place. She’s just wasting everybody’s time.

I feel like I’m forgetting somebody here, but honestly, I don’t care.

Here are my updated odds for the 2020 Democrat nomination after last night’s atrocity:

Fauxcahontas – 3 to 1

The Commie – 10 to 1

Biden – 50 to 1

Harris – 100 to 1

Preacher Pete – 100 to 1

The Field – 100 to 1

Someone not yet in the race – Even odds

Brokered convention, here we come.

That is all.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2020demprimary; fakenews; harridanharris; mediabias; trump; trumpwinsagain
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To: mrs9x

“Otherwise, it will be a spit in the face to all of the supporters of that candidate.”


Followed by a new house.


41 posted on 09/13/2019 7:32:56 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: 1Old Pro

“Warren - I agree that she may be the final candidate because she can talk, chew gum, and flail her arms at the same time”


LOL


42 posted on 09/13/2019 7:34:42 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: EyesOfTX

43 posted on 09/13/2019 7:39:32 AM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: rdcbn

“so they can get rich and have national exposure”.
You are oh so correct here.
Baboso’s like Joe Walsh, Billy Weld and Mark Sanford, along with how many dem fools are runing without a chance in hell, and why?
Cause there’s gobs of money to be made and ya get your ego stroked.


44 posted on 09/13/2019 7:40:27 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ( Molon Labe' baby, Molon Labe)
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To: EyesOfTX
First reaction: Brokered convention means Hillary.

Second reaction: Michelle Obama maybe?

45 posted on 09/13/2019 7:42:40 AM PDT by Salman (The Democrat agenda in one word -- revenge.)
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To: tired&retired
Beware if Bloomberg

Particularly if Democrat fundraising continues to lag. Bloomberg could finance this whole campaign out of his own pocket, legally (not that legality ever constrained Democrats from doing what they want).

46 posted on 09/13/2019 7:50:18 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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To: Salman

Hillary, Michelle, Steyer


47 posted on 09/13/2019 7:50:33 AM PDT by rdcbn ( Referentia)
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To: hal ogen

Can’t happen. The Constitution prevents Satan from serving more than two terms.


48 posted on 09/13/2019 7:54:39 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: EyesOfTX

if you’ve ever watched car racing, I have an analogy. I think Biden is the designated lead car, and the others are drafting behind him. That allows him to take all the heat and fire, while the “real” candidates coast until we get closer to the primaries.


49 posted on 09/13/2019 8:01:15 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz; All

Mike.


50 posted on 09/13/2019 10:11:21 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Harris stands alone in the Drudge poll. With just 2% of the votes, she’s about as low as it gets. Booker and Castro each have 3%.

Wang was the winner with 34%, likely caused by him yapping about a drawing for 12 people to win $1000/month for a year. ‘Free money’ always attracts a crowd. For awhile.

Maybe it’s time for Harris to drop out? I expect in real life she’s a stubborn, hardheaded bitch. She’s not eligible, so no big loss.


51 posted on 09/13/2019 12:46:12 PM PDT by upchuck (If democrats would stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90% ~ h/t Mr K.)
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