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VIDEO: NOT Brining Turkey Is a Crime!!!
YouTube ^ | August 6, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 09/07/2019 8:36:22 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Sorry, it is NOT an option. If you are preparing turkey you MUST brine your turkey. As I explain in this video, brining changes the chemistry of the turkey to the extent that it changes both the texture and the color of the turkey as well as its taste. The main ingredients to make a brine are 2 cups of kosher salt and 2 cups of brown sugar. You can also add rosemary and thyme along with other herbs along with whole peppercorns and crushed garlic for flavoring. Prepare your brine mixture by heating one quart of water but not to boiling and then mix in the ingredients. Pour over the turkey and add in cold water until it is completely covered. Let the turkey sit in the brine mixture for at least 2 full days.

If your turkey is too large to fit in the bottom shelf of your refrigerator, you can use a large bucket or a sealed plastic bag.

Remember, if you don't brine your turkey for Thanksgiving, I might be showing up at your table and punish you by grabbing your turkey and tossing it in the garbage for committing the gastronomic crime of not brining your turkey.


TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: brinedturkey; briningturkey; thanksgiving; turkey
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Keep this in mind as we approach Thanksgiving.
1 posted on 09/07/2019 8:36:22 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Is this a “No Knock Warrant” offense?


2 posted on 09/07/2019 8:38:48 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code and only practiced by warriors.)
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3 posted on 09/07/2019 8:39:11 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bring it on, turkey boy.


4 posted on 09/07/2019 8:40:00 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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It sounds harsh but not as harsh as serving your guests unbrined turkey.


5 posted on 09/07/2019 8:42:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Do you stuff your turkey? I make a special stuffing bread, and I'm afraid the brine would affect the stuffing flavor. I also use a fresh turkey, that our butcher gets from the slaughterhouse.

I could imagine needing brine for the frozen birds.

6 posted on 09/07/2019 8:42:24 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: PJ-Comix

Submerge the turkey in a rum bath.
Once it is completely blasted, lower it into the fryer..


7 posted on 09/07/2019 8:42:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe.


8 posted on 09/07/2019 8:44:32 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Haven’t the Turks been through enough?


9 posted on 09/07/2019 8:44:52 AM PDT by GSWarrior (I am a victim of racism every time I am called a racist because of my race.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am totally not a cook, but the brown sugar...interesting. I never considered that as part of a brine.

Rosemary and Sage are a MUST!!!


10 posted on 09/07/2019 8:45:07 AM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: PJ-Comix

Looks like “Corned Turkey” :)


11 posted on 09/07/2019 8:45:25 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Do you stuff your turkey?

No, mainly because I always smoke it. However, when I smoke it, I place the turkey on an aluminum tray atop a bed of vegetables.

12 posted on 09/07/2019 8:45:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: FatherofFive

Correct. Brining means you can’t have the delicious stuffing inside the bird. I never brine and the turkey is always fantastic. Brining is for people who rarely cook and don’t know the correct way to roast.


13 posted on 09/07/2019 8:46:42 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: mylife

The pic isn’t actually my turkey. The one you see in the video is the turkey I brined last February.


14 posted on 09/07/2019 8:47:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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I want to save this recipe.


15 posted on 09/07/2019 8:47:59 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: CondoleezzaProtege
I am totally not a cook, but the brown sugar...interesting. I never considered that as part of a brine.

The brown sugar acts as a pleasing counter-taste to the salt. You don't really taste much saltiness but what little you do is mixed in with the sweetness provided by the brown sugar.

16 posted on 09/07/2019 8:48:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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“Tonight, we report on the rise of a new addictive pastime! Smoking turkey! Are your children addicted to the smurks? Find out tonight!”


17 posted on 09/07/2019 8:48:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Brine = Australian for “bring”


18 posted on 09/07/2019 8:49:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Brining? I've heard massaging helps to ensure tender breasts.


19 posted on 09/07/2019 8:49:22 AM PDT by moovova
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Just by a kosher bird.


20 posted on 09/07/2019 8:49:48 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
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