Seems like theres a Seinfeld skit in there somewhere.
George: Have I got a bombshell to tell you, Jerry!
Seinfeld: You got a job! You got a date! You left a 15 percent tip!
George: Just for that, im not gonna tell you the bombshell!! And it was big, baby, it was BIG!!!
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It requires skill to write lines that these characters would probably say, AND have the correct words in those lines that make you hear their voices saying it.
Well done.
Thanks but I just grabbed pieces from different skits of theirs :)