Sorry-It's what I think of all those Liberal liars and double dealing crud
Posted on 06/03/2019 7:09:26 AM PDT by zencycler
Socialist Hucksters
(To the tune of “Officer Krupke”)
Trump:
Dear kindly Special Counsel
You gotta understand
It's just a phony dossier
That got this out of hand
The FBI were flunkies
The Democrats are skunks
Golly Moses, that’s why I got punked
Gee, Counselor Mueller, I’m very upset
I never got the rights that those accused are supposed to get
I ain’t no colluder,
And I’ve understood
The Deep State has been up to no good
They’re no good
They’re no good, they’re no good
They’re no earthly good
We all know the Deep State is no good
Mueller: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story
Trump: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!
Mueller: (Spoken) Just tell it to the House
Trump:
Dear kindly Ms. Pelosi
The last two years were rough.
And since you’ve legalized marijuana,
I just might need a puff
Your voters didn’t want me
But I’m here, so that’s too bad
Leapin' lizards! That's why you’re so mad
Barr: Right!
Nancy Pelosi , you're really unfair
This boy don't need impeachment, he just needs better hair
It's just your paranoia that oughta be curbed. Your psychologically disturbed!
Trump:
She’s disturbed!
She’s disturbed, she’s disturbed,
She’s the most disturbed,
Like she’s psychologically disturbed
Barr: (Spoken) In the opinion on this DOJ Trump is cleared on account that they can’t prove any crime.
Trump: (Spoken) Hey, I’ve been cleared on account I can’t be smeared
Barr: (Spoken) So take him to the public
Trump:
James Comey was a bastard
He had it out for me
So he helped leak a phony dossier
To push this conspiracy
The Deep State twirled their mustache
While those villains caused distress
Goodness gracious, that's why we’re in this mess
Voters: Yes! Nancy Pelosi, you're really a slob
This boy don't need impeachment, so shut up and do your job
Declassification will show this terrible trick,
And we know that is why you are so sick
You are sick!
You are sick, you are sick,
You are sick, sick, sick,
Like so many leftists, you are sick!
Public: (Spoken) In our opinion, Trump doesn’t need a trial, he needs the Democrats to stop being in denial
Trump: (Spoken) Hey, I got just the file
Public: (Spoken) So take it to the media!
Trump:
Dear kindly network anchors
It’s time to earn your bucks
You’ve missed the real scandal
So people think your schmucks
They know that you’re all anti-Trump
So faking it won’t work
Gloryosky! That's why you are jerks
Public:
Eek!
Oh Jim Acosta, you've done it again
We don’t need to hear your crying, we’ve stopped watching CNN
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
You’ve collided with the Deep State, you’re no good!
Trump
They’re no good!
They’re no good, they’re no good!
They’re no earthly good,
Just like I’ve been saying, they’re no good!
Public:
The trouble is they’re crazy.
The trouble’s they don’t think
The trouble is they’re lazy
The trouble is they stink
Their bias has been showing
And now it’s widely known
That’s why we go get news on our own!
Gee, Media Liars
You’re down on your knees
'Cause no one wants to watch you spreading
Fake news unease
Gee Deep State Colluders
What are you to do?
Gee, Socialist Hucksters
Huck you!
Dang, missed that tune got autocorrected to time” in headline.
That must have been a lot of work. Well done.
Too bad you had to bail on the very end. LOL
Brilliant parody
Sorry-It's what I think of all those Liberal liars and double dealing crud
https://youtu.be/q97hrfzkXDw
Karaoke instrumental for Officer Krupke
LOL!
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