Posted on 05/14/2019 9:52:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
Weary of battling with the President, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) demands that he "self-impeach. Almost everyone in Washington agrees that he is the most despicable person to ever hold public office. Just the other day Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer expressed the same opinion. And behind closed doors, most of our Republican colleagues concur. Surely the hatred of this man has reached critical mass."
Pelosi suggested that "impeaching himself might be the only way to avert the intelligence community from arranging his assassination. He should take a lesson from history. If the CIA could successfully eliminate as beloved a man as President Kennedy, there should be little doubt that they could similarly take out Trump."
"Of course, a possible downside is turning Trump into a martyr and seeing Pence use that to push through legislation that we wouldn't be able to block," she feared. "But I'm pretty confident that our media friends won't let that happen. After the past three years of endless vilification directed at Trump, I believe promoting a 'sic temper tyrannis' meme is well within our grasp. However, our hope is that our GOP friends can go to Trump and persuade him that life as a private citizen is preferable to a bullet in the head, an unfortunate accident or terrorist attack. In any case and by any means, we cannot accept a second term for Donald Trump."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,361278.0.html
You go first Nan! Take your three ladies in waiting with you!
LOL
I saw the headline and lmao
The Left says and does things which are so crazy, we don’t need semi-satire.
Nancy should “self commit” to a mental institution.
Pelosi...…? What a sad excuse for a politician.
Maybe Pisslosi should self-euthanize!
I am sure she would want to have self impeachment since she and they don’t have any evidence of wrongdoing so DJT should just resign
Nancy is imploding and self imploding at the same time ,LOL
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