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VIDEO: MSNBC Host Discovers "BIFURCATED!" and Won't Let Go
YouTube ^ | April 5, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 04/05/2019 4:14:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

MSNBC Host Ali Velshi found himself a brand new shiny word on Friday called "bifurcated" and he just can't stop using it while grilling Howard Schultz the Starbucks Guy.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: alivelshi; clickbait; howardschultz; msnbc; starbucksguy
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To: abb

We studied that in my college Philosophy class. Alfred North Whitehead spoke of the “bifurcation of nature into two systems of reality”.


21 posted on 04/05/2019 5:15:58 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Marxism: Trendy theory, wrong species)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Bifurcated”
Check out the big brain on Ali!


22 posted on 04/05/2019 5:18:16 PM PDT by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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To: PJ-Comix

It must give him gravitas (or is that word past its prime).


23 posted on 04/05/2019 5:32:48 PM PDT by seowulf
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To: PJ-Comix

Send it to Chris Plante. He WILL LOVE this!


24 posted on 04/05/2019 5:45:11 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: PJ-Comix

He was listening to Rush, lately...?


25 posted on 04/05/2019 6:01:32 PM PDT by TalBlack (Damn right I'll "do something" you fat, balding son of a bitch!)
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To: PJ-Comix
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The Devil has a "BIFURCATED" tail.

26 posted on 04/05/2019 6:03:22 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Gravity


27 posted on 04/05/2019 6:06:12 PM PDT by keving (We the government)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, he learned a new word. It also means he can no longer remember third grade, and how many toes he has.

Socialist have a limited number of neurons, and re-programming means old data is deleted.

28 posted on 04/05/2019 6:11:40 PM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bifurcated was a clue on Jeopardy this evening


29 posted on 04/05/2019 7:51:40 PM PDT by I_Like_Spam
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To: thoughtomator

Male Raccoons have bifurcated penises. And male swine have corkscrew penises. God surely has a sense of humor.


30 posted on 04/05/2019 8:09:19 PM PDT by Tucker39 ("It ishttps://y impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was wrong about the raccoon’s being bifurcated. Shoulda looked it up first. Correct about the boar hog, though. I used to raise and show hogs.


31 posted on 04/05/2019 8:15:41 PM PDT by Tucker39 ("It ishttps://y impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: Tucker39

“shape of the male opossum’s penis. It is bifurcated, like a 2 pronged fork”


32 posted on 04/05/2019 8:37:26 PM PDT by Scram1 (an)
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To: abb

Learned it when I was about 12 and my mom got a Staghorn Fern.


33 posted on 04/05/2019 9:28:40 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: RedMonqey
The Devil has a "BIFURCATED" tail.

No, not bifurcated. He has a barbed tail.

Regards,

34 posted on 04/06/2019 12:04:34 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Besides the fact that his repeated use of the ‘bifurcated’ made him look like a complete idiot. Please realize that he is on MSNCBC, or as I call it the ‘Manically Sleazy Nefarious Bumbling Cadavers’. All Brain Dead, All The Time.


35 posted on 04/06/2019 7:06:04 AM PDT by RollingThunder
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To: PJ-Comix

Why are they so worked up over Howard Schultz? They probably think he does not sound democrat enough, since he is actually pointing out the idiocy of democrat polices.


36 posted on 04/06/2019 8:34:40 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Like two genders?


37 posted on 04/14/2019 2:17:33 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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