I know of a case (not me thank God) of a fellow who was seduced by a God-fearing bible thumping woman who swore on that same bible that she was on birth control pills. 10 years of child support later she and her new husband are enjoying a very nice lifestyle at his expense.
I’ve noticed that people who thump their Bible seldom open it.
the only way to make sure you don’t get a woman pregnant is to keep the bone in the pants, bonemaker.