Posted on 05/27/2018 8:18:22 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
Hat Tip: Dorothy Adams
Robot IQ Test
A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS.
THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS:
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
THE GUY REPLIES, WHISKEY.
THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR IQ?
THE GUY SAYS, 168
THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT PHYSICS, SPACE EXPLORATION, AND MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY.
AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE JUST ENCOUNTERED AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT, THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE DECIDES TO GO BACK.
THE ROBOT ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR DRINK?
THE GUY ANSWERS, WHISKEY.
THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR IQ?
THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, 100.
THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, LSU AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.
THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS STILL SO VERY INTERESTED IN THIS EXPERIMENT THAT HE DECIDES HE'LL TRY ONCE AGAIN.
HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO DRINK.
THE MAN REPLIES, WHISKEY.
THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR IQ?
THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, 50.
THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS,
"SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY LOST?"
Just HAVE TO SMILE!!!
High five to the robot.
No way LSU Fans have an IQ of 100!
Stand clear of your computer. Space based lasers are being targeted, and will soon take out your caps lock key.
James Carville claims to be an LSU alum.
been a tuff year for LSU fans losing legends hokie gajan; y.a. tittle; billy cannon passing not too long after mike VI (RIP)
So the next guy says, “IQ 40.”
The robot puts on a Nebraska shirt and shouts, “Go Big Red!”
The first time I heard the joke on that theme, the last question was “So, where in the Pentagon do you work?”.
Ha!
Thanks for posting
See, I don’t think this is funny, because it speaks to the genuine problem of automation and the loss of jobs to robotics.
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