Is she pregnant, or just obscenely and unhappily fat?
She’s so fat her belt size is equator! She’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant instead of a menu they give her an estimate! So fat the last time she went to the beach Greenpeace mistook her for a whale and tried to push her into the ocean!
Whew! Needed an antidote to Jarrar. I think she should practice her religion a little more fundamentally and put on a burka ASAP!
Somebody call Greenpeace to push her back into the water. Better she should wash up on some Mexican beach than die and stink up the whole San Joaquin Valley.
You will hear birds where there be no birds. You will smell land where there be no land. She breaches!