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To: bigbob

She’s so fat her belt size is equator! She’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant instead of a menu they give her an estimate! So fat the last time she went to the beach Greenpeace mistook her for a whale and tried to push her into the ocean!


11 posted on 04/20/2018 2:14:02 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: Impala64ssa

So fat that it is a two day trip to pass her in the hallway.


13 posted on 04/20/2018 2:23:49 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Impala64ssa

So fat she has to hire J B Hunt to haul ass.


16 posted on 04/20/2018 2:27:44 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Impala64ssa

She need s a harpoon stick.


19 posted on 04/20/2018 2:28:55 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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