Can't wear cotton because of slavery.
Can't wear wool, leather, cashmere, fur or anything made from animals because they are furry little friends for loving and not wearing.
Can't wear polyester because it is made from petroleum and would make Dick Cheney money.
Can't wear bamboo because you would starve a panda.
Can't wear fig leaves because it is too Biblical.
I guess linen and hemp fiber are the only clothes to wear.
No hemp! George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew hemp.
Honestly I’d just rather start fabricating clothing comprised of liberals at this point.
Clothe myself, cull my enemy. Two birds, one stone.
Groups like PETA don’t even want us to have ‘furry little friends’. They think pets are ‘wrong’ and it would be better if the practice of pet keeping never existed.
Linen is cotton. You only get to wear hemp. ;-)
Makes great underwear. LOL
Hemp is associate with the death penalty (also lynchings)
Guess we need to start making clothes from soybeans.
Hemp makes rope and y’all know what the only use for rope is
Only hemp. Linen is made from flax, which was often used as a simile for blondes and is therefore a symbol of white supremacy. Promise. Now go donate to my Victory through Victimhood Patreon!