Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater
A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.
The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...
To save money on air fresheners?
Oxygen... Fresh air.
Why would you NOT want windows in a bathroom to open?
Nicely written. Now, it’s stuck in my head, so to speak.
If you self identify as a LLer, then I really don't understand your comment to me. An maybe I took it wrong.
They are still dating.
Well, they’ll have a story to tell when the grandkids ask grandpa how he knew grandma was the one. Or would that be number two?
Lol!
Nah. Okra, beets, okra, lettuce, okra. Twice a week cilium husk.
Sometimes it seems a waste of TP.
I did mention okra, yes?
Now that’s funny right there..........
Glad you enjoyed it. Too obscure an allusion?
How about “Why Don’t We Doo Doo It In the Window.”
Article explains
No loved the first one. Also I can’t stand the Beatles anymore.
Frank and beans!!!
Thank you Sheryl Crow.
Ah, I skimmed too quickly. That, and the last photo of the article seems out of place without orientation.
“So the first date is going quite well and the woman says “ where’s the crapper? - I need to take a dump” - freaking English people - weird”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA4HetM9zGY
Beat me to it... Seinfeld material for sure.
Probably one of these genuine English dishes...
Mr Hanky says “gosh, I don’t know what all the fuss is about”
Could be, we stopped there more than once.
In fact, we closed the place down, our ship left less than 24 hours after the big eruption that closed everything down.
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