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Hillary Clinton Is President in an Alternate Universe, Where America Is Great Again
Newsweek ^ | July 12, 2017 | Chris Riotta

Posted on 07/12/2017 9:24:29 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue binder and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as the leader of the free world. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president spent the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve upon her predecessor’s landmark initiative, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to the American people.

“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

Abedin, leaning on the half-open door to one of the most powerful rooms in the world, gives one last look at the president before leaving the White House. “You did a good job today, Madam President.”

“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.....

(Excerpt) Read more at newsweek.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cheese; chrisriotta; dnctalkingpoints; fakebutaccurate; fanfiction; fantasy; fantasyworld; fiction; goebbelswouldbeproud; hillary; humawatch; liberalagenda; muslimbrotherhood; pravdamedia; revisioniam; revisionism; revisionisthistory
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To: EdnaMode

The media has metastasized into a cancer of terminal size, shape, and is consuming of its own body. The passing cannot come soon enough. Darwinist forces will give us something fresh and in good health to replace it.


41 posted on 07/12/2017 11:13:06 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

A world with no legal accountability for destruction of compromising communications.

A world with no respect for the Constitution or US sovereignty.

FUNewsweak


42 posted on 07/12/2017 11:13:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared...)
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To: mass55th

Day 163 of Hillary’s alternate universe presidency brings us a cage match of Huma Abedien vs. Elizabeth Warren. Due to size and temperament differences, Warren has been dosed with LSD and had her corneas rubbed with sand paper by John Podesta.


43 posted on 07/12/2017 11:21:32 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

> That has to be the saddest thing I’ve read in years. <

I’d say instead it’s the silliest thing I’ve read in years. It reads like something a 3rd grade girl would write:

“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.....


44 posted on 07/12/2017 11:21:34 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: blackdog

ROFL!! I’d like to see that!


45 posted on 07/12/2017 11:33:15 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

46 posted on 07/12/2017 11:35:14 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (I don't give a damn about your feelings. Try to impress me with your convictions.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Its why they call it Newsweak.


47 posted on 07/12/2017 11:47:13 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“As Madame President washes her face in the very same sink where her husband deposited his seed after not having sex with that woman Ms. Lewinsky”...

From the article. I swear.


48 posted on 07/13/2017 12:38:11 AM PDT by mindburglar (I'm sorry, can you spell that?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
“I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

Because, of course, Bill Clinton would be in the White House alone in bed doing nothing but waiting for Hillary. When the Ctrl-Left goes for fantasy, they go all out.

49 posted on 07/13/2017 1:05:19 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: EdnaMode

Hillary has been living in another world for years. She is so alien to American values and interests that she could be classified as an enemy alien, spaceship or not.


50 posted on 07/13/2017 1:20:25 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
All queers live in a fantasy world.


51 posted on 07/13/2017 2:35:19 AM PDT by raybbr (That progressive bumper sticker on your car might just as well say, "Yes, I'm THAT stupid!")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack

LOL!!! I don't think so. I've seen pictures of her backside.

52 posted on 07/13/2017 3:21:14 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Three most annoying words on the internet - "Watch the Video")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Today President Clinton celebrated the beginning of Ramadan with her wife at her side, Huma Clinton, and issued a decree that all restaurants would be closed during daylight hours.
In other news, Vice-President Linda Sarsour presided at a gay-execution in which 3 gays and 1 transgender were hurled from the Empire State Building.


53 posted on 07/13/2017 3:43:10 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Acting constantly in contradiction with one's human nature is de facto evidence of insanity.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Lol!, sad in a lot of ways too.

I swear this is the lefts thought process, just get Trump impeached for anything and Hillary will automatically be installed as president.


54 posted on 07/13/2017 3:51:13 AM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Haven't we done this before?


55 posted on 07/13/2017 3:51:43 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (RuPaul and Yertle - our illustrious Republican leaders up the Hill - God help us!)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Yes and also an episode of Crisis on Infinite Earths.


56 posted on 07/13/2017 4:06:10 AM PDT by xp38
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Fan Fiction as spouted by Newsweek.... go figure.


57 posted on 07/13/2017 4:13:04 AM PDT by PigRigger
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To: All
Mountain View
58 posted on 07/13/2017 4:16:10 AM PDT by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: EdnaMode

Liberals are trying to either include the rest of us in their fantasy or eliminate us from it and from the world.


59 posted on 07/13/2017 4:57:26 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: Billthedrill
Arrestedpreadolescence?
60 posted on 07/13/2017 4:59:59 AM PDT by arthurus
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