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Hillary Clinton Is President in an Alternate Universe, Where America Is Great Again
Newsweek ^ | July 12, 2017 | Chris Riotta

Posted on 07/12/2017 9:24:29 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue binder and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as the leader of the free world. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president spent the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve upon her predecessor’s landmark initiative, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to the American people.

“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

Abedin, leaning on the half-open door to one of the most powerful rooms in the world, gives one last look at the president before leaving the White House. “You did a good job today, Madam President.”

“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.....

(Excerpt) Read more at newsweek.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cheese; chrisriotta; dnctalkingpoints; fakebutaccurate; fanfiction; fantasy; fantasyworld; fiction; goebbelswouldbeproud; hillary; humawatch; liberalagenda; muslimbrotherhood; pravdamedia; revisioniam; revisionism; revisionisthistory
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To: chris37

This requires a barf bag


21 posted on 07/12/2017 9:42:36 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
How old is the person who wrote this tripe...12 ?

Was that person dropping acid and nobody ever told him to never take the brown stuff?

This article is not only pathetic, but plain old silly, puerile, and stupid !

22 posted on 07/12/2017 9:47:08 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: clintonh8r

That is a steaming pile of covfefe....

:^)

lololol....... winner!


23 posted on 07/12/2017 9:47:16 PM PDT by changeitback440
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To: EdnaMode
Liberals live in a fantasy world.

And it looks like this:


24 posted on 07/12/2017 9:50:57 PM PDT by SIDENET (My next tagline will be so awesome.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work...

I get it now. The Clintonistas are fifth-grade schoolgirls. Nasty ones. Arrested adolescence is such a sad thing to see.

"We could have had this", said one commentator. No, dear, you couldn't, not in a thousand years, but you could have told yourself that you did and the Clinton media would have made sure you believed it. There is a country precisely like this: Sweden. The unicorns have all headed to higher ground.

25 posted on 07/12/2017 9:52:51 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; reaganaut

Shouldn’t something called ‘Newsweek’ contain, well, you know, er, um, news?


26 posted on 07/12/2017 9:53:23 PM PDT by mrreaganaut (Hindsight for Democrats will be 2020.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"Hillary Clinton Is President in an Alternate Universe "


27 posted on 07/12/2017 9:54:43 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: mrreaganaut

We’ll have to call them ‘Newsweak.’


28 posted on 07/12/2017 9:56:47 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Almost turbo-hurl worthy. Needed a warning.


29 posted on 07/12/2017 10:02:17 PM PDT by thescourged1
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yeah I can imagine all lib all over the world reading this and rubbing their junk furiously ....then ..a few moments later crying in their emptiness


30 posted on 07/12/2017 10:03:47 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Tell Bill not to wait up for me


31 posted on 07/12/2017 10:11:58 PM PDT by Lib-Lickers 2
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To: mrreaganaut
Shouldn’t something called ‘Newsweek’ contain, well, you know, er, um, news?

One would think so. But then, this is the business that was last sold for one dollar - the entire business, not a copy of their publication.

32 posted on 07/12/2017 10:15:21 PM PDT by free-in-nyc (Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

You and me both my FRiend! hi get up every morning and thank the Lord that the Hildebeast wasn’t elected POTUS.


33 posted on 07/12/2017 10:17:50 PM PDT by wjcsux (The hyperventilating of the left means we are winning! (Tagline courtesy of Laz.))
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To: SIDENET

LOL. Great photo.


34 posted on 07/12/2017 10:21:41 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: GnuThere

Yeah those are excellent points.


35 posted on 07/12/2017 10:24:27 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Newsweak quit being revalent over 30 years ago. They are reduced to being a fantasy publication just like Japanese comic books.


36 posted on 07/12/2017 10:25:00 PM PDT by wjcsux (The hyperventilating of the left means we are winning! (Tagline courtesy of Laz.))
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37 posted on 07/12/2017 10:40:23 PM PDT by datura
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Have the Christians been sent off to the labor camps yet?


38 posted on 07/12/2017 10:49:16 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: TigerClaws
I have been posting for weeks that libs are still in the first stage of grief — DENIAL.

If this is the denial phase, I can't imagine what anger will look like.

39 posted on 07/12/2017 11:00:38 PM PDT by Reverend Wright (Everything you need to know about leftists can be learned from the Nazi-Soviet Pact.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Newsweek material? There aren’t enough hammers for all the media heads popping out of their whack a mole holes.


40 posted on 07/12/2017 11:05:22 PM PDT by blackdog
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