Posted on 03/01/2017 5:11:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix
It is the worst of times. It is the worst of times. Early last November the DUmmies were absolutely SURE that Donald Trump would lose the election. In fact they even LOOKING FORWARD TO RUBBING IT IN. That's how sure they were. And then the election came and...utter shock. However, it wasn't until Trump's speech last night to a joint session of Congress when it really sunk in that Trump is HERE TO STAY and they have to endure him until January 20, 2025. In fact February 28, 2017 is already being called "The Night the Democrat Party Died." That prospect has sent them into a deep angry depression reflected in the very title of this thread, I f***ing hate him. Their helpless rage is also fueled by the knowledge they won't admit aloud...yet: the Democrat party is THROUGH. They are in the process of self-marginalization that by the end of the Trump Era they will go the way of the Whigs. I look for the Democrats to go full Trotsky after suffering yuuuuge losses in the 2018 midterms and after the 2020 election...hello Whigs! So let us now watch the DUmmies rage helplessly in a deep, deep funk in Bolshevik Red while the the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the self-destruction of what will soon become the FORMER Democrat party, is in the [brackets]:
I f***ing hate him.
[Of course. Donald Trump has completely DESTROYED your world. You thought that Hillary's "certain" victory would mean the ultimate victory for leftwing lunacy in America and now the left is shattered. The Democrats soon to become the new Whigs.]
I hate him with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. I'm sorry DU. I try not to hate but my fury and anger are fierce and undeniable. I found myself wishing his head would explode on camera.
[May I relay your thoughts to the Secret Service, DUmmie bunnies? I repeat DUmmie bunnies. Oh, you're just one letter away from the FUnniest blog on the web.]
I f***ing hate hate him.
[Hate week in DUmmieland...to be extended for almost 8 years.]
Edit: now that it's the next day and I've had some time to think... yep. Still hate him. Glad I'm not alone. I'd lose my shit if not for this place.
[Are you sure? Have you checked your diaper? Now on to the other utterly depressed and incurably bitter DUmmies...]
You're in good company.
[Correct. All the rest of the DUmmies are now in a state of helpless rage.]
I was screaming at my puter. Mr. Bunnies was not impressed. I just couldn't f***ing take it. Lies lies lies. Omg.
[It's going to last until 1/20/2025 so enjoy, DUmmie BUnnies.]
My grand-dog luna was worried about me as I yelled at the TV!
[As with his tic, your grand-dog is also a luna-tic.]
I watched re runs of old sitcoms. I loathe this ugly, ignorant, repulsive slimebag. My doctor has upped my blood pressure medications, since my bp spiked over this fiasco. I disliked W, but tRump is a total bottom of the barrel scumbag. The man is seriously mentally challenged.
[If you don't get a heart attack first, the bile in your stomach will disolve you at the waist.]
I can feel it eating at me. The anger is just so goddamn strong. I didn't want to watch it but I'm a politics junkie so I feel like I didn't have a choice. As it went on, the hate justice compounded. I'm not optimistic about the near future.
[Psst! DUmmie BUnnies. You also shouldn't be optimistic about the distant future since 1/20/2025 will mark the inauguration of President Pence.]
A friend in the clergy joked about "taking one for the team" she despises him so much.
[Is she in the First Church of Goddess Gaia?]
I can't stand the sight of him or the sound of his voice. He enrages me! I can literally feel my blood pressure rise whenever I see him. I become physically sick to my stomach.
[Highly acidic bile does that to you.]
It's only been a month. Worst case is 4 more years of this shit. What the f**k are the sane of us supposed to do?
[Wrong. Worst case for you is the most LIKELY case: 8 more years.]
Hate+Anger equals motivation. Not entirely a bad thing.
[Hate+Anger equals comedy. An entirely hilarious thing.]
I feel like a hostage. I swear, every day I wake up in the morning with the vague feeling that "surely this ISN'T happening." "This is gotta be a bad dream." "This CAN'T actually be happening." Sadly, it IS.
[Think of yourself as living inside a computer simulation entirely designed for the amusement of DUmmie FUnnies readers.]
Never have I so violently disliked a human being as I do this one (I guess he's human). I refuse to hear his voice. I refuse to watch his speeches. I just read a mystery novel tonight and then checked in here to find out what lies and atrocities he's telling the world now. I don't even like seeing his picture, but that's unavoidable. My best friend and I refuse to even use his name. And here I am a Buddhist. He's forcing me to go back to square one in my spiritual practice. I guess that's the best I can say for him, and I don't even feel like saying that.
[It's going to be a fun EIGHT years for you.]
The night of the election night was perhaps the worst night of my life. Now Trump is president, I fear for the future of every life on this planet. I don't think I could survive four years.
[The Heaven's Gate mothership will be waiting for you on Election Night 2020.]
Yes, he brings a hate from my inner being I didn't even realize could happen. At 72 years old, I've witnessed a lot of people and events that have brought forth a feeling of 'hate', but nothing compares to this. If life and the very planet itself lives through his tyranny, we'll never be the same again. I have never really feared turning on the so-called 'news', but I haven't watched any t.v. since Nov. 8, except the Animal Planet and my calming Music Choice channel. My heart just aches for those that will be harmed far more than me and am thankful that I'm almost out of here.
[Another DUmmie with a reservation for the Heaven's Gate mothership.]
I thought my anger would abate, but it hasn't. Not even a little bit. It is getting stronger.
[Every day. In every little way. My derangement grows stronger and stronger.]
I’m surprised and offended to see Paul Ryan flashing the same racist hand signs that Stephen Miller used a couple weeks ago /s
Are these the delusional rantings of one particular dummie or is there a back-and-forth conversation going on? It’s hard to tell.
Wow all those red comment lines describe exactly how I’ve felt the last 8 yrs. Just never communicated it to anyone.
I was at WallMart last night and I really had a big decision because I was buying a kitchen trash can. There were nice big ones for the standard 13 gallon bags, but I really didn’t know if it would fit in the kitchen well. I ended up getting a smaller one that I could put in the cabinet under the sink. It solves the problem, but then I will have to empty the trash more. But I guess that’s ok.
Notice they all fear and decry what WILL happen, but none of them can articulate anything that IS happening.
Thanks for the laughs. I like the Bootist guy. Lots of hate though. They need a DummyUnderground shrink standing by on that site. These idiots have a lot of mental issues.
A Shrimp on The Barbie for these
Poor Downtrodden Losers?
To think these Psychos are walking
amongst Us...
BLOAT!
Leave it to the DUmmies and PJ-Comix to provide excellent entertainment. Lots of DUmmie heads exploding last night and today.
Job well done President Trump!!
Shrimp...
Trash cans...
I have stepped in a Vortex!
Not in the beginning of obummer’s first term but as time wore on I started developing a visceral hate for him. I’m not proud of it but I did hat the traitor right down to my core by the second year of his second term.
These DUmmies though hate Trump right from the start. Imagine how much that hate is going to drive them and what it will do to them in the coming years!!
haw hoo!
By the Dashboard lite...?
It is a Great Photo!
“Two out of three ain’t bad.”
CC
Just wait until the ‘smart’ Democrats realize that working with Trump, not fighting him, is the way to reelection. THAT will send these nutcases straight to the psych wards for sure.
Ha..!
That’s Perfect.
I browsed DUmmie Latest Threads earlier today and saw this one... I knew it would be your pick for an awesome Dummie Funnies! Great stuff!
Wow...”You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”.
It’s great entertainment. I hope they can keep this up for a while.
I’m really enjoying going over and there watching them freak out.
Watching DUmmies become unhinged is a blast!
Its kind of like not encouraging a small child's temper tantrums by ignoring them.
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