Posted on 02/19/2017 3:22:42 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
In the movie Thelma and Louise, a bullied Arkansas housewife and a harried waitress ditch their mundane lives for a road trip in their 1966 Thunderbird convertible. It doesnt end well.
In fact, it doesnt even start well. Thelma, played by Gina Davis, gets drunk and is sexually assaulted. Louise, played by Susan Sarandon, rescues her. But then the assaulter insults them, so Louise shoots and kills him.
Their road trip turns into a getaway. They figure theyll escape to Mexico, but Louise wont travel through Texas because shed once been raped there. They loop north to Arizona by way of the Grand Canyon.
Along the way, they meet a thief, played by Brad Pitt, who teaches them his trade. They blow up a fuel tanker, knock over a convenience store, outrun the FBI and steal a hat.
But the cops eventually catch up, and theyre cornered in front of the Grand Canyon where theyre forced to surrender.
Except they dont. Instead, they hop in the old Thunderbird, kiss one another goodbye and floor it. They and the Thunderbird fly over the cliff and into the Grand Canyon.
Thats the end of the movie, and the end of them.
In another story call it The Dems the junior political party in America launches an extended road trip for their soon-to-be-elected president. But as in Thelma and Louise, things go south quickly.
Their candidate gets insulted by a provocateur and five-time bankrupt real estate developer with orange hair who fails to grab her and so she fails to shoot him. But she does have fainting fits, gets drunk and (allegedly) goes on a crime spree that draws the attention of the FBI.
The candidate stays one step ahead of the cops, who arent actually chasing very hard, but eventually the voters catch up with her. She and the other Dems lose the election.
Along the way, they also lose most of the governorships, lose the state legislatures, lose Congress, lose the Supreme Court, lose 30,000 emails, lose influence and lose a bunch of influence-peddling speaking engagements.
Then they lose their cool. They take time out from their nonstop moral preening in the rearview mirror for a temper tantrum.
For years, these losers have been proclaiming that their opponents are on the wrong side of history in politics, which is like being on the wrong side of the road on a road trip. But now theyve learned that both in history and on road trips, its tough to make predictions, especially about the part in front of you. And that makes them so mad.
That, and losing.
They demand a recount. They ask the Electoral College to go rogue. They blame it all on the Russians after giving them a pass on their Crimean conquest and Syrian slaughter.
Some refuse to attend the inauguration. Some call on the newly elected president to resign and, if he doesnt, imply that he should be impeached or worse.
Their ideas are like Thelmas 1966 Thunderbird convertible: fun and eye-catching, but unsafe at any speed.
And they cant find anyone to drive. They cant find someone to chair the Democratic National Committee after the past two were caught cheating. The recent possibilities include a Louis Farrakhan follower whom even fellow Dems have labelled anti-Semitic, a Socialist from the last administration (and the last century) and the head of the biggest abortion operation in the country.
While Middle America celebrates their soaring 401(k) plans, the Dems boycott hearings to confirm the new presidents cabinet. They protest in the streets. They name-call everyone who disagrees with them.
They hang and burn the new president in effigy, call his immigrant wife a prostitute and mock their young son as autistic.
And they make good on their threats to leave the country. Oops, I got that part wrong. But one Dem state does fantasize about resurrecting the Confederacy by seceding from the Union.
They threaten to filibuster the new presidents nominee for the Supreme Court, thereby egging the Republicans into abolishing the filibuster for Supreme Court nominees (as the Dems themselves abolished it for district court and appellate court nominees) so that they forfeit the leverage they would have down the road in the next nomination.
Because their much-ballyhooed arc of history took an unexpected detour, they shout, cry and riot. And with a comic touch, they do so in the name of tolerance, maturity and intellectualism.
But as it sometimes does in the movies, and always does in the real world, reality eventually catches up to them.
Now the Dems are cornered at the edge of the cliff. Theyre nearly out of gas their ideas, power and lives are almost exhausted but they still have just enough left to write an end to this story.
Depending on the ending they choose, they may also end themselves.
Shame about what happened to that cherry T-Bird.
Aren't Thelma and Louise the Democrat's?
Yippee ki yay !! You suicidal maniacs!
I agree. During the entire movie I thought it was all about that car. The acting really sucked. The car was the only good thing abou that movie and theygo and waste it. Very disturbing.
Gina Davis was kind of cute when she was young. Sarandon, not so much.
Can’t wait for the sequel.
This article hits the nail squarely on the head. Thanks for posting.
Hilarious.
Like the Whiggs
Any chance they can all drive off the cliff??????
Probably just as well they wrecked it. You never could have gotten the liberal stank out of it.
The Dems aren’t the junior political party.
Depressing movie.
Author is lying about nobody willing to lead the DNC. At least 5 pre-obama heavy hitters are salivating to capture its crown, but they can’t move until Sessions mows their criminals down, then they can work with who’s still standing.
“Cant wait for the sequel.”
I bet it will have zombies, right?
I enjoyed this article very much :)
Not to quibble, just an FYI. Thelma and Louise go over the cliff at Dead Horse Point, which is in the Canyonlands Park in Utah. Gorgeous area all over southern Utah, northern Arizona and northwest Nevada.
If only Hillary the Skank and Phony Indian Warren would go away that way!
There fixed it.
I had a crush on her way back when she was on Buffalo Bob.
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